Saff

Saff, is an absolute goddess. Has one of the best figures, massive boobs, massive arse, flat stomach, long skinny legs, absolutely everything you could ever want appearance-wise. A very kind hearted person, but has been through a lot but she hides it with a smile. Funny, smart, bubbly , loud but in a very loveable way. Is also very aggressive when she needs to be, and especially cares about those around her. Typically puts herself before others but nobody realises and often tries to make everyone else happy except herself. Overall Saff is insanely fit, and a good person deep down.

Matt : woah, look at Saff tonight, I would definitely bang her anyday!
Alex : same mate

by Alex Martin. November 29, 2018

Sanford

At the other end of Route 111, Sanford Maine is home to a large population of Welfare Cadets, Pregnant Teenagers, Drug Addicts and general Scumbags. Ironically, the average Sanford resident is completely unaware of the fact that they are wallowing in shit. Adversely, most long term residents may even feel an allegiance to the shit hole which they have become accustom to .

Man, Biddeford really blows...We should move! I hear Sanford is pretty shitty too!

Dude, I hooked up with this chick in Sanford, and now I've got AIDS.

I parked my car in Sanford to run in the store and my change got stolen out of it!

Dude, now that we graduated from Wells High School we should totally move to Sanford!

by kpunx September 7, 2009

Scaffolder

Professionals in the ancient art of erecting, modifying and removing scaffolding. Often referred to as erection specialists and are known for their strong work ethic. Their role on the job site is extremely critical to the project, as almost everyone uses the temporary structures they build. They do dangerous work so other trades don’t have to. Not only is their job hazardous, but it is also loud, sweaty and dirty, which also describes what they’re known for being like in the bedroom.

When they’re not being super badass construction workers or making babies, their hobbies include; getting tattoos, breaking the law, shooting guns, befriending strippers, buying drinks for everyone, hitting on your spouse, indulging in virtually every vice known to man, and occasionally failing breathalyzer tests.

“Ever since Diesel got a job as a scaffolder he became the most badass dude on the planet.”

- Diesel’s friend

“That scaffolder is the hardest working son of a bitch I’ve ever met.”
- Every other tradesperson

“I want to be a scaffolder but I just straight up don’t have the balls to do it.”
- Some guy watching people build scaffolding

“Every time I see that guy he’s drunk and high.”
“Yeah, he’s a scaffolder.”
“Oh, okay. That explains it.”
- Two observant bar patrons

“I fucking hate those guys. My wife left me for a scaffolder.”
- An Electrician

“Are you afraid of heights?”
- Foreman
“Nah, bro. Heights are afraid of me.”
- Journeyman Scaffolder

by Hand Grenade August 29, 2019

Saffinating

to be relaxing or extremely comfortable.

I stepped into the warm saffinating tub and realized I had forgotten to light the candles.

by bohemianmidget September 5, 2011

salford kiss

A salfordian (person from Salford, North of England, a well hard bastard) giving you a headbutt.

Fucking say that again and i'll give you a Salford kiss

by salfordianprincess December 6, 2017

Saffie Effect

The Saffie Effect is what happens when a Saffie mesmerises you into looking at something you had no intention of looking at

OMG did you see how she's made me look at that girl? That's the Saffie Effect!

by Stone-Cold_Psycho September 21, 2018

Sanford High School

A shithole waste of money High School in Sanford, Maine. 100 million dollars were spent in building this place. Full of pregnant Freshmenand Sophomores, and has a minimal success rate. Wouldn’t be surprised if the foundation of the school is made out of weed. Athletes are decent i guess. Some Teachers don’t give a shit, and the teachers that actually help all got fired because the school couldn’t pay its electricity bill. Go Spartans!

Guy: “Hey you go to Sanford High School”
Guy #2: “Yep”
Guy: “Damn what drug you on”

by Yoooooooooooos372 November 20, 2019