Samuel Hayden

A Character from the Doom Universe known for giving you things to help you on your journey... or trying to stop you from blowing a hole on the surface of mars and failing miserably

Samuel Hayden: You can't just blow a hole on the surface of mars...

*not even 30 minutes later,

A Marine operating on Phobos: Well minutes ago, the slayer proceeded to take my rifle, then I heard someone running past me, next thing I know is that there's a hole one the surface of mars...

by Owl Man May 9, 2020

dirty samuel

when you suck on a girl's crab infested pubic hair giving her a blowjob. She then shoves a snake up their asshole.

After last nights dirty samuel, I can barely feel my asshole.

by jemlikesa** November 21, 2020

Kevin Samuels

Simply a goat. A man of who puts entitled women with way too high expectations for their appearance and or living situation in their place.

A 5'6 230lb broad with 3 kids, expects a 6figure earning high value man who is a sex god, but she's out of shape and lives with her mother. Kevin Samuels let's her know to start collecting cats for she will die alone.

by GloIcy April 6, 2021

The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai

Quite a challenging XBL Arcade game. Although it is fairly decent, it is overpriced and the gameplay is very repetitive and unoriginal.

I wouldn't have purchased The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai if I had played the demo first

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

Samuel

big dick nigga

hey samuel 😔 , i miss you

by missinkissesbitcch February 21, 2020

samurai X

The original Anime Involving Rurouni Kenshin and the others.

Samurai X was the Original anime.Rurouni Kenshin was made to fill in the blanks.

by _________ May 23, 2004

1 Samuel 18:25-27

A passage in the Bible where David uses foreskin as a form of currency. David kills 200 Philistines and brings their foreskins to Saul to buy his first wife Michal (Saul's daughter). Saul had only asked for 100 foreskins, but David was feeling rather generous.

1 Samuel 18:25-27

Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.

(The New International Version)

by What is Fanbitch? June 21, 2006