Sucks to be you 

Often used in meaning you have created the situation yourself and you should suffer for it for your own stupidity. Conservatives love to use it and imply it's a lack of 'personal responsibility' for the person under going the hardship or bad situation. It can also tie into darwinism and the idea it's survival of the most fit or having the most prepared minds.

A guy tells a woman online that he got divorced and now has to pay child support. She says, it's your own fault for not getting to know her better and it sucks to be you!

Sucks to be you by hongestguy87110 August 2, 2009

Sucks Straws 

used to replace the term sucks balls, due to the fact that you will inevitably suck on more straws than balls in your life time.

Guy 1: Dude, I just failed my math test and got hit by a truck!
Guy 2: That sucks straws!

Girl 1: Last night Bobby's mom walked in on us and then tried

to kill me with her frying pan!

Girl 2: That really sucks some straws.

Sucks Straws by OHHno June 21, 2010

sucks shit

Something that sucks massively.
Like sucks ass but different.

This sucks shit

sucks shit by smzkty June 11, 2010

sucks plumbers crack 

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.

I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"

sucks plumbers crack by bread infection January 1, 2006

sucks to be you 

thank god I'm not you! I mean, I sympathize and everything...but damn, I would hate to be in your place.

"I got pulled over last night for going 55 in a 50."
"Man, sucks to be you."

sucks to be you by mewanteefirthee June 18, 2004

sucks many asses

when something is so horrendous that it not only sucks one ass, it sucks multiple asses.

The U.S. foreign policy, particularly under the current administration, sucks many asses.

sucks many asses by truck May 15, 2005

sucks and blows 

A vacuum cleaner and a leaf blower.

Hehehehehe I'm funny

sucks and blows by Bob882 November 30, 2004