Smarmer

Noun.

An individual that uses smug and often sarcastic comments to deliver thinly veiled put downs. The person that delivers smarmy comments.

"How dare you call me smarmy?! You are the true Smarmer here!"

or

"Keep your shitty comments to yourself you fucking Smarmer"

by The Iconoplast April 16, 2009

Starter Coin

The gentleman's way to start the gentleman's game.

Why would we flip a tee several times to establish honors when we can flip a Starter Coin once?

by GolfCreature March 27, 2011

starter husband

a first husband, married in youth and divorced not long after, esp. relationships without children

I just married my starter husband at 18 to get away from my family.

by Grrtie October 18, 2004

Stammer Pop

Music genre characterized by the repetitive use of consonants, syllables or words in song lyrics. Despite its obscure origin, this style of music can greatly contribute to the commercial success of the artist and is a leading cause of Ear Worm syndrome. Critics speculate that embracing the genre and using her childhood speech impediment to her advantage would have been a boon to singer, song-writer Carly Simon's career. In the late 2000s, Lady Gaga has been credited with bringing Stammer Pop into the mainstream with her break out single "J-J-Just Dance".

That song Poker Face is fuh-fuh-fuh fucking annoying. I wish Obama would put a Federal ban on Stammer Pop once and for all!

by willdana June 16, 2010

swarmer

A Swarmer is a thing that doesn't like having things like banana skins or sandwhiches at them. The Swarmer normally ducks and opens its' mouth when something i slaunched at it. It always commits odd actions.

If you throw an apple core at swarmer it'll duck and open it's mouth.

by markin July 8, 2006

Starter Bowl

The first bowl to begin a session of smoking marijuana. It is usually slightly less than a full bowl.

Steve: "This weed we picked up looks dank."

Guy 2: "Let me see the sack, I'll pack a litle starter bowl.

by Shadows_420 May 31, 2009

Scammell Starter Buttons

Scammell starter buttons. Adjective. Describing large nipples.

She was lovely..thoroughly enjoyed playing with her Scammell starter buttons.

by Mr Henderson Smith July 7, 2009