Scammell

Parody of the inbetweeners character Jay. Horrendously unfortunate in looks and build. Lies about his pulling power.

Geoff: I pulled that pole dancer.
Dan: no you didn't, you complete Scammell.

Scammell by Nick Rudin May 13, 2017

Scammell Starter Buttons

Scammell starter buttons. Adjective. Describing large nipples.

She was lovely..thoroughly enjoyed playing with her Scammell starter buttons.

Scammell Starter Buttons by Mr Henderson Smith July 7, 2009

scammel nuts 

Big erect nipples

Look at them scammel nuts on her

scammel nuts by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

scammel wheel nuts 

Affectionate term to describe hard nipples

'Look at those beauties. Like Scammel wheel nuts!'

scammel wheel nuts by Mongymax November 11, 2007

Scammells

Nipples of a particularly large and protruding kind

Fuck me! Her scammells could hold 15 CDs each!

Scammells by Pope John-Paul II October 10, 2002

scammel 

fungus boy villiage idiot greasy hair 1 eybrow that a scammel and it has to be stupid

scammel u know who i mean
pps

scammel by Tin kan man April 15, 2005

Scammelling 

Scammelling is the use of maximum time for least effect. Usually the antagonist in question has what he thinks is a good excuse for the delay, but is then bitched for slow progress.

Oh bugger, he's scammelling again. It'll never get done.

Scammelling by hurdyboy July 27, 2010