Scammell

Parody of the inbetweeners character Jay. Horrendously unfortunate in looks and build. Lies about his pulling power.

Geoff: I pulled that pole dancer.
Dan: no you didn't, you complete Scammell.

by Nick Rudin May 13, 2017

Scammells

Nipples of a particularly large and protruding kind

Fuck me! Her scammells could hold 15 CDs each!

by Pope John-Paul II October 10, 2002

scammel

fungus boy villiage idiot greasy hair 1 eybrow that a scammel and it has to be stupid

scammel u know who i mean
pps

by Tin kan man April 15, 2005

Scammelling

Scammelling is the use of maximum time for least effect. Usually the antagonist in question has what he thinks is a good excuse for the delay, but is then bitched for slow progress.

Oh bugger, he's scammelling again. It'll never get done.

by hurdyboy July 27, 2010

scammel

tall greasy hair with a unibrow and some fungus growing on his left ear stupid

alex scammel the dam stupid

by Richard April 15, 2005

scammel nuts

Big erect nipples

Look at them scammel nuts on her

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

scammel wheel nuts

Affectionate term to describe hard nipples

'Look at those beauties. Like Scammel wheel nuts!'

by Mongymax October 24, 2007