swarmer

A Swarmer is a thing that doesn't like having things like banana skins or sandwhiches at them. The Swarmer normally ducks and opens its' mouth when something i slaunched at it. It always commits odd actions.

If you throw an apple core at swarmer it'll duck and open it's mouth.

swarmer by markin July 8, 2006

Swarmer

Swarmer from TDS. One of the cheapest, easy to get, sexy, insanely overpowered tower in TDS. It throws bees and does insane amounts of damage when paired with other swarmers. It is highly recommended you bring it to every game you play.

"Damn it we lost to the nuclear monster!"
"You should of brought swarmer you dumb fuck!"

Swarmer by crizblu October 14, 2022

Swammer 

A person who used to swim, but has either quit, or retired from the sport. Derived from the word, "swam"

Are you swimming this year? No, I'm a swammer.

Swammer by Tucker Mattern February 28, 2009

Starmerring

Starmerring (verb): an ineffectual and impotent repetition of phrases, ostensibly meant to be in opposition to other politicians but never achieving anything.

Once again, Keir's starmerring did little to impress anyone.

As he starmerred in response to the Prime Minister, observers hung their heads in despair.

Starmerring by Airfix Twin October 20, 2020

starmer 

Starmer (noun) A form of speech impediment akin to a Stammer, a Starmer however results in pauses between words which last many week's or even months.

Starmer (verb) Speak with lengthy pauses between words so as to avoid political options until after results or consequences can be observed.

See also - Hindsight, Pusillanimous and Starmerring.

Kier's starmer prevented him from contemporaneously commenting on Boris's Covid 19 economic recovery plans.

starmer by The Pink Unicorn February 21, 2021

Starmer 

A Starmer is like a disappointing end to a romantic evening. It all starts well, then when it’s time to get down to business, things start to flop. Badly.

I was expecting a night of unbridled passion, but it turned into a Starmer.

Starmer by Y Gwir May 9, 2021

Starmer Word Salad 

The speaking art of talking without actually saying anything at all, to contradict yourself by saying one thing today, then flipping your position tomorrow and the day after, then again the day after that.

The ability to use words like "Laser focused", "Mission driven", "net Zero" or wishy washy non specific rubbery phrases like "We would negotiate" without actually saying what his limits are.

Or the endless flip-flop slogans

Another Future Is Possible
Under New Management
Secure, Protect, Rebuild,
A New Chapter for Britain
Stronger Together
Work, Care, Equality, Security
Security, Prosperity, Respect

On Your Side
Fairer, greener future
Build a better Britain

The art of creating a speech which is essentially word fog, that evaporates on the ether before it hits the ears, the ability to take an enthusiastic audience and have them phoning the Samaritans within 5 minutes of opening you mouth.

Sir Kid Starver was cheered onto the stage, a veritable plethora of meaningless verbiage ensued as the crowd first looked perplexed, started consulting a political thesaurus, moved to checking their fingernails, then looked nervously round the room to equally perplexed faces.

A hubub ran round the room, as correspondent after correspondent as phone came out, phoning the Samaritans for help as they gradually became ever more depressed, disillusioned, and desperate for help.

Back to the political news studio, a long broom hoves into view to poke a sleeping presenter who suddenly wakes up with a shock, "Err Peter, what's your take on Sir Kid Starver's speech?"

"Well Julia it was a classic Starmer word salad of non specific rubbery phrases from the Cuprinol man, a study in Mahogany by the country's greatest dullard"

Starmer Word Salad by The Xmas Grinch August 6, 2023