jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.
"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."
by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009
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stage kids

A term used to define a group of little bed wetters that haven't grown up since middle School and enjoy blowing each other behind the stage curtains.
You: Hey you're a bunch of stage kids.

Them: Nuh uh, we're only blowing each other!
by Dishonest_Abe_1 March 06, 2018
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stage dad

A father who attempts to gain attention for himself, through their own child's celebrity or fame.
Thora Birch's dad, former porn star and stage dad Jack Birch, made headlines today.
by jusserchn December 27, 2011
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stage gay

Faux homo- or bisexuality between two (usually male, but see t.A.T.u. for the contrasting example) members of a band, expressed via acts of fanservice. See also Panic! at the Disco, Tommy Joe Ratliff and Adam Lambert during the latter's Glam Nation tour, My Chemical Romance, Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl, etc.
Gerard Way says he's pulling out the stage gay to challenge people's homophobia, but I think he just likes to make teenage girls scream.
by aonvas August 01, 2010
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stage combat

Hitting someone without actually hitting someone. Get it?
That was some nasty stage combat there!
by Zach G. October 31, 2003
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stage crush

Stage Crush - Noun.

When seeing a theatre show, you cultivate a sense of adoration and attraction to a particular member of the cast, and can't stop thinking about them the entire time.

Stage crushes are usually dealt with once you see them offstage being mean to their friends and ignoring people they don't like, all the while making bad sexual puns.
I was watching the boy who played Roger all evening - his guitar playing was so sexy! I got a completely ridiculous stage crush. I just had to go meet him after the show! But then I saw him offstage covered in grease and sleazy smiles... and decided to hightail it outta there.
by Emma W. March 16, 2008
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stage poop

for a musician,leftover duct tape that sticks to your shoes and cables after a gig.
"There's stage poop on these cables from last night!"
by dearhearts September 25, 2003
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