Stage 5 Clinger

Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.

Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."

Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently

spoke Nicole.

Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"

Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"

Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"

Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"

Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"

Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."

Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."

by Lankyrat November 16, 2009

Stage Name

A fictitious name (other than their real name) used by performers, entertainers, or talent such as Actors, Actresses, Models, Musicians, Dancers, etc. This "name" is usually made-up by the performer, although sometimes they are created by their agent or PR Representative.

Some Examples are:

Stage Name: John Wayne, Real Name: Marion Morrison
Stage Name: Cary Grant, Real Name: Archibald Leach
Stage Name: Elton John, Real Name: Reginald Dwight
Stage Name: Dean Martin, Real Name: Dino Crocetti
Stage Name: Tom Cruise, Real Name: Thomas Mapother
Stage Name: Charlie Sheen, Real Name: Carlos Irwin Estevez

by ToGlenn April 1, 2011

stage fright

An inability to defecate resulting from an excess of chaos in one's environment.

(Shouted through a bathroom door) Would you shut up? You're giving me stage fright!

by Phoetus December 10, 2007

Stage Fright

The time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.

Telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.

You: Hurry up, we have to go already!
They: Stage Fright.
You: Damned Freelance Bladder, we're only going around the corner.

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

Stage 4 Clinger

When a boy sends a girl multiple hearts (<3) or smileys ( :) ) via texting, facebook, etc. after only knowing each other a few weeks.
Stage 4 clingers also do not know how to recognize a HINT (never receiving a response from the multiple smileys and hearts).

Stage 4 Clinger: :) <3
Girl: OH NO

by BDUB! June 8, 2011

Stage Fart

A fart that will not come out when you are ready to let it go

I was holding in some big ones at work. When I went to the bathroom, I had stage fart.

by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy March 5, 2009

stage dive

the act of running into someone's bedroom and jumping onto their bed while they are having sex. can be done in groups.

Your roommate is having sex with his girlfriend in his room. You and three friends yell "STAGE DIVE!" and jump on top of them while they're doing it.

by zakkbeard July 5, 2011