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Speciest

Anyone who believes that certain species are above others.

Animal rights activists think that most humans are speciest against animals like cows, and while it may be true, most of them are speciest against humans.
Me: I think if I had to kill a snail to save a human being, I would.
PETA Member: How dare you! That speciest! I would kill fifty humans with medieval torture devices just to spare a slug half a second of discomfort!
by mh_34 November 30, 2009
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speciesist

Derogatory term for someone who regards our fellow humans as more worthy of our care and attention than other forms of life, used by the kind of person who wants everyone to be eaten by lions on the Serengheti.
I'm a human, I'm a speciesist and I'm proud of it.
by Fearman September 5, 2007
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Speciesism

Speciesism was coined in the 1970's. It is used by animal rights activists and is usually meant as a derogatory term for humans that eat meat and is suppose to mean that humans care more about their species then they do other species, although it usually is for animals humans eat or affect on a large scale: fish to primates. The true definition is favoritism for your own species over others, so this termed can be applied to nearly every organisms humans know to exist.

When called this, the person is usually say that you use animals as entertainment, food, testing, or as pets (usually more extreme cases).
Radical Vegan: You meat eaters practice speciesism! You only care about your stomachs!

Omnivorous Human: You also practice speciesism, you care only about animals, what about the plants that produce oxygen for you?
by BLH Productions February 1, 2010
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Specieist

A person that is against a certain species;
Some specieists are against homo sapiens humans
Some are against canis lupus wolves; some are against Feline Domesticus cats; they can also be against any other species.

Some people are just specieist against animals; which basically just means they dont like those animals or they are afraid of them. This is typically not a very damaging form of this.

Some people are specieist against other humans. This REALLY sucks for them; because they are SOOO missing out. These people generally have very low IQ's and are usually found in rural areas.

Worst of all, Some kids have to live with parents who are specieist against humans; and this can do much damage to these poor children's lives. Parents speiciest against humans will not let their children see other humans often; therefore these children end up very socially slow and in many cases; saddened.
Sammie: Yo why would your parents say such mean things about me behind my back?
Chrissa: Don't worry about it. They're just specieist against homo sapiens.
by tranceaholicind July 26, 2009
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Tooch Specie

A type of parlay bet. Betting the Moneyline on an underdog, along with the Over.
Let's say the Indianapolis Colts are favored over the Houston Texans by 5 points, and the over/under is 42. You would say: "I'd like to put in a Tooch Specie on the Texans over the Colts"

You are betting that Houston wins the game outright, AND that the total number of points scored in the game exceeds 42.
by Bisme August 21, 2009
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SpecTesticular

adj. making a great spectacle by being a pendulous gonad (i.e. NUT) rather than something of actual value.

n. spectesticle
The dude that "jumped the slide" off the airliner a while really was quite specTesticular.
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Specissimistic

A mashing of specific and pessimistic. Used to describe people who shoot down your dreams with logic.
Jared is so specissimistic. I told him that I want to be an artist, and he explained every reason why I wouldn't get paid enough.
by Hyperbolic Palm Tree May 3, 2017
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