Spermicterus

When a guy hasn't had sex in a while, and all the sperm that he hasn't cummed, "backs up" into his brain. So now all he thinks about is having sex.

A play on the condition, kernicterus, in which unconjugated bilirubin deposits into the brain of a newborn, causing severe physical and mental problems.

Man, John has a case of spermicterus. All he does is talk about sex. He really needs to get laid.

by rishta September 23, 2011

speaming

To have a mixed instant message session and real conversation with a co-worker/friend sitting next to you

Mark and Joe started speaming about the best place to go for lunch.

by Robert McGeachy June 13, 2005

sperminal

ooh yeah i hear ya man i use that thing all the time

i was at the sperminal so long the fucker is plugged up
hand me that plunger.
on second thought i will get down there and suck it out

by dick dickson March 20, 2003

sperminites

The semen of a man. Most commonly called, Jizz, Skeet, or Pudding!

Man 1:"Hey pal, you totally splashed your sperminites all over my cashmere sweater"
Man 2:"No I didn't"

by mr_bond May 7, 2005

superminty

The best minty cigarette, a Newport. Very tasty and satisfying but about as bad for you as squares get.

I used to smoke supermintys, but i had to switch to Marlboros when i started coughing up blood.

by oofabz October 17, 2005

shearming

The act of politely declining sexual advances.

"He's been shearming her for a while now, but she can't take the hint."

by Kakariko Fried Cucco November 11, 2013

Spermented

A certain vinegary funk to the spunk.

This semen tastes like its been spermented for months!!

by Anastasia van Beaverhausen October 14, 2016