chess simp

When you don’t take the queen in a game of chess even though the opportunity is obvious. Done out of 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑐 for women.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.

Chess Noob: “Why didn’t they take the queen?”
Chess Expert: “My child, they’re a chess simp.”
Chess Noob: “Ah, I see.”

by The Peanuts King August 25, 2020

international simp day

March 15th is International simp day is a day when the Simps are noticed for being simps

International simp day is cool
simp-Yo bro today's international simp
Simp-Aww heck yeah its finally my lucky day LETS GOO

by Simpsbesimpin March 9, 2020

Simpanzee

Is A Beta Male Is always jealous of Single Alpha Males. And wishes he could be free and liberated from that which he loathes. For he is owned and his sympathetic behaviors have Either Forever trapped him in the Perils of the Friendzone. Or he is dragged around by his significant other like a knock off Louis Voutton Suitcase.

Sadly to say My a friend You are A Simpanzee.
Word Credited By KingTin@youtube

Look at Chad Over their Getting Dragged Around By His Wife like a Simpanzee. I bet he hasn’t gotten action in atleast a few years. And I bet she is monkey branching on Instagram. He only graduated from the friendzone because of his Blue Pill White Collar Cuck Bucks.

by Lopaka R May 7, 2019

Simp Cuck

A Simp Cuck is a guy who supports or devotes himself to a girl he desires, despite knowing she has a boyfriend.

"Andrew is such a Simp Cuck. He keeps giving money and doing chores for Lisa, knowing full well she already has a boyfriend."

by Wentoll February 9, 2020

Simpcel

a simp and incel.

dominic is being a simpcel in the den.

by intheden September 12, 2018

simp

i’m sorry kaylie please take me back i know you cheated but it’s okay i think we can work around it.

me:“i am a simp for you kaylie”
kaylie: *cheating noises*

by istilloveu March 13, 2020

Simp

Squirrels
In
My
Pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...

by B-bree April 5, 2020