shitblistering

A BDSM practice involving the injecting of small amounts of other people's faeces under the skin. These then blister.

by meater October 6, 2003

shitbas

Originating from "shit bastard", however the meaning is slightly changed... a shit bastard is a person who is annoying for some reason, the phrase "shitbas" is used for describing something or an explanation of annoyance or displeasure.

Tom: "Man, i lost the car keys, way out there in the jungle"

Tim: "Argh Tom, you shit bastard, how could you do that?!"

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"Crap, my CD is broken!"

"Na, don't matter, it was shitbas anyway..."

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"Shitbas! Just hit my faffing head on the door!"

by the fatboy racer July 27, 2005

shitball

1. When you start to poop a solid turd and then a massive explosion of diarrhea shoots out...kind of like a bomb.

2. Shitball can also be used in a burst of exasperation.

1. Friend 1: Man this bathroom smells like poo

Friend 2: Yeah I wouldn't recommend going in the first stall...that Taco Bell last night really gave me a shitball.

2. Shitball! I just cut my finger!

by Titless Cher March 13, 2009

Shit Balls Cold

When something is so cold your balls and shit could possibly freeze.

Dude, your pool is shit balls cold! I'm not going in that shit!

by smither July 21, 2004

shit balls

Origin: a guy named Fuji. It doesn't mean anything. It describes a feeling of anger or the term damnit.

You're trying to do something and you fuck up in the middle of it and you say:
Fuji: shit balls.

then you proceed to try again.

by FuJi March 7, 2005

Shitcall

The last call of the day, that usually ends up being a shit show and results in you being kept past your scheduled time off by an hour or more(usually a lot more). Usually always happens on a Friday. Or the last day of your scheduled rotation.

R: Hey buddy, you off yet?
J: Hell no, 10 minutes to 3 I got a shitcall. Not off till 6 now

by McRaab November 22, 2014

Slitballing

The act of improvising cunnilingus technique when you're struggling to pleasure your partner.

I was eating her out for like 20 minutes dude, no progress. Alphabet trick didn't do anything, tried sucking on her clit to no avail. I just started slitballing until she fell asleep from boredom.

by EricJDG July 1, 2019