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900 shades of delicious

Somebody so fine that it's hard for you to look at them. Someone that makes you get all stupid like Patrick Star when you see them.
Usually accompanied by babbling like a moron and drooling i.e Duhhhhhh....
Gary Dourdan is 900 shades of delicious.
Well ,if he/she's 900 shades of delicious with his/her clothes on ,imagine what they look like with them off.
by jazzrock and cynical_bandchick November 23, 2006
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stunna shades

Oversized, dark sunglasses. You wear them when you want to get hyphy. This style started in the Yay Area California.
"dudes with the dreadlocks swingin their head
u aint got no stunna shades u should get u a pair yeaa" - Stunna Shades by The Federation ft. E-40
by Jersey Kid January 27, 2008
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Fifty shades of chicken

The act of shoving pieces of cooked chicken into your ladies vagina, and eating it after her orgasm.
"I did the fifty shades of chicken to my girlfriend last night"
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shutter shades

1: A pair of glasses which, rather than having lenses, they have horizontal plastic strips going across, which defeats any purpose of the glasses, they come in a variety of different colours and are worn by mostly either scene kids or rap kids.

2: Cunt goggles
Guy with shutter shades: Hey man, got these new shutter shades today, don't i look good in them

Me: No, they make you look like a fucking clown.
by twisted fingers January 13, 2009
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50 shades of gray

Sally- okay, you HAVE to read 50 shades of gray, it;s awesome!!
Bekka- I a'int reading no paperback porn bitch
by thebluetardis December 9, 2012
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Tea Shades

Type of sunglasses worn by hip or groovy kids.
Dude, you don't need your tea shades, it's night time...
by NickelledBack January 24, 2003
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50 shades of grey

50 shades of grey is a 2011 erotic novel by British author E. L. James. Set largely in Seattle, it is the first instalment in a trilogy that traces the deepening relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual practices involving bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadism/masochism (BDSM).
husband- " hey whatcha reading hunny?"

wife- "This new book called 50 shades of grey..."

husband- "what is it about?"

wife- " about a girl who meets a guy and they becomes very intiment together..he likes to spank and tie her up.."

husband- " oh yeah!"

wife- " mhmm..it's very erotic reading.."

husband- " maybe we should try some of it?!"

( they both run upstairs to bed)

.........
by TheGirlWithTheFlower September 14, 2012
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