[sewer monster]

The sluttiest mustiest foul-smelling girl at a party that one of your drunken friends hooked up with due to your encouragement that she was in fact attractive.

John, I can't believe you boned that sewer monster last night..I was just playin when i said she looks like Britney Spears. She looks more like Aries Spears...

by Chadwell August 9, 2008

Sewer Slug

A piece of shit which has slowly slid down the toilet bowl and left a poopy trail.

Alex sent some slimy sewer slugs slithering to their underground graves.

by Kreffin May 25, 2011

Sewer Poops

The process in which feces exits the body in liquid form and/or small poop pellets. Occurring usually 1 - 3 hours after consuming large amounts of Orange; whether in liquid form or solid.

I drank a gallon of Orange Juice this morning and now I have the sewer poops, its just falling out now.

by hair weave killer December 1, 2014

sewer train

A form of mass transportation, commonly known as the subway.

Crap! I gotta take the sewer train to work today.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

sewer salmon

A large, perhaps misshapen, shit.

"I almost clogged the grinder with that sewer salmon!"

by Gil McTavish March 7, 2008

Sewer Monkey

An absolutely atrocious smelling human that is too stupid to take a bath and is also lacking common curtesy.

“Holy shit he smells.” “Yeah what a lil fuckin Sewer Monkey.”

by Not_A_SewerMonkey September 5, 2020

Sewer Rat

A greasy, usually short male between the ages of 12-19. In general, these males are pale in skin tone, and have a slightly grey tint to them. Most of them consider themselves to be cool, yet they're lacking in friends and character. Often, they have a napoleon complex, or are just rude in general. They usually wear dark colors, and may die their hair black, though they aren't in the "goth" category, and usually hang around nerdy blonde males. Most have crooked teeth, and are relatively straight edge. Though they try to deny their innocent tendencies, the average person can see right through them. They are not to be confused with "emos" They wear baggy clothing and though they may carry around guitars, they most likely can't play them. Many have rodent-like pointy features and noses, thus giving them the name "sewer rat".

"Ha ha ha. Look at that sewer rat over there! What did he do to his hair?"

by Squirmy Badger April 10, 2009