A crazy bunch of freaks who's leader is a dead science fiction writer who was drunk when he made their "super doctrines". They believe in aliens, and enrons, or something like that. Notable members are Tom Cruise and John Travolta. Their biggest goal is to recruit more members and make more money. Tom's goals are that and just make a complete ass of himself.
Me: Dude, War of the Worlds was awesome!
Ron: Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.
Me: Dude, War of the Worlds sucked!
Ron: Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.
Me: Dude, War of the Worlds sucked!
by Big Mikey T. July 2, 2006
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by sid mullendore March 19, 2009
Get the science fiction double feature mug.See cult, scam and retarded. Basically the religion (har har) of Scientology says that some aliens did some shit a long time ago and that is why people are unhappy assholes. Founded by writer L. Ron Hubbard after he started taking his own books a little bit too seriously (or just got greedy, who knows).
If you pay them you get some devices and stuff that are supposed to purify you, and move you up the 'chain of command' until you get to join some sort of secret inner circle and plot how to take money away from other dumbasses. They didnt even add most of the alien shit until a bunch of people gave enough money to get promoted to the 'pure' stage and still werent happy.
Very popular with celebrities and other amoral rich people because the basic tenet is you can buy your way into heaven without any of the stipulations most other religions put on that, like not being a hedonistic, backstabbing little bitch.
If you pay them you get some devices and stuff that are supposed to purify you, and move you up the 'chain of command' until you get to join some sort of secret inner circle and plot how to take money away from other dumbasses. They didnt even add most of the alien shit until a bunch of people gave enough money to get promoted to the 'pure' stage and still werent happy.
Very popular with celebrities and other amoral rich people because the basic tenet is you can buy your way into heaven without any of the stipulations most other religions put on that, like not being a hedonistic, backstabbing little bitch.
by C++ September 13, 2005
Get the scientology mug.Let's circulate rumours saying it's been scientifically proven that bobbittizing one's self leads to better sex.
by ragamuffin318 October 31, 2009
Get the Scientifically Proven mug.A school that may or may not be filled with nerds. We eat from the ghetto truck everyday (even though ned's truck is better) but never get any fatter, mostly because we spend our free time running away from those fucking seagulls. We are physically incapable of being racist, because any racist will have the living shit shanked out of him by EVERY RACIAL GROUP. The security policies in our school are BS (as in Bronx Science, of course) thanks to fucking Clinton, those murderous raving beasts. Unlike Stuyvesant, we have the will to live and school spirit :). We are fucking geniuses, but our school slogan sucks. We are most definitely not worth the trip, fuck, my commute is 3 hours. We are in the middle of nowhere, the Bronx, and our only connections to the outside world are the 1 and 4 trains. Despite all of this, we are amazing.
kid1 (1am): yo what time you getting to school monday?
bxsci student: well, i left my house 5 minutes ago
kid1: aiight see you thursday
Did you see that kid at bronx science?
Yeah he was fuckin white
(gets shanked by several russians, czechoslovakians, arabs, and somalians)
bxsci student: well, i left my house 5 minutes ago
kid1: aiight see you thursday
Did you see that kid at bronx science?
Yeah he was fuckin white
(gets shanked by several russians, czechoslovakians, arabs, and somalians)
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