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Rylan

Rylan is the guy who sits more than 5 feet apart from the other guy in the hot tub.
Rylan eats mad grub and takes fat dubs
They are generally very cool and athletic and they like Bingo With Old Men. Why? You tell me.
Rylans get no girls but all the guys.
Rylans like balls of all assortments, such as volleyballs, basketballs, footballs, manballs, etc.
-"Rylan, I like your grub!"
- "Thanks. I got it yesterday. Now leave me alone, I have balls to play with."
by masculine man November 21, 2021
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Rylan

Usually a funny guy and has a great personality. He acts gay all time but swears he's straight. (We all know he isn't) He drinks his female respect juice everyday. But he isn't the nicest person, if he's nice to you, don't take it for granted. You can't help but fall for him. Even if it's only for a few days, or a few years. He doesn't like his apperence that much, so be sure to try to make him feel better about it. Give him compliments and laugh at his jokes. And I swear to God, he has the greatest smile. It can make anyone feel happy. And don't even get me started with his laugh. All I can say is that it's perfect. Oh and, if he's not happy, no one's happy.
Person 1: Hey, it's Rylan. He's such a great person. I wonder how he's doing today.

Person 2: Hopefully he's doing good. I hate to see him upset.
by popcorn ceiling March 24, 2022
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The Girl That a Goofball Named Jood Likes
Jood Likes Rylan
by Not Ousman Bah January 16, 2022
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Rylan is the type of person that will try to hook up with any girl he can get with. (Dakota) He will date them then be dumped for cheating on them. Everyone will then say to them. "We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo."
Rylan dated someone then was dumped like a loser.
by Saltypat February 4, 2020
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Rylan news

Usually fake news but once in a full moon the news could be real. 99% of the time it is over exaggerated.
- wait trump is planning on postponing the election?
- idk man that seems like so serious rylan news.
by Miket325 July 30, 2020
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Emily and rylan

The most cutest couple even tho their love for love for one another will be infinite they are really popular and are not afraid to stand up for their friends❤😍💍😘😘
by EmilyXRylan November 22, 2018
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rylan mcnamee

destroys pussy on the daily, and fucks every mom he sees
by hyrhrydfehynrngebenhr August 26, 2022
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