Rupert

A Spanish omlette consisting mostly of egg

Rupert and chips for tea?

by Pepperandsaltandspinach February 6, 2010

Ruperting

The act of being sexy while wearing a hoodie, eating bacon and petting cats. Not necesarrily all at the same time. Stiff nipples recquired.

Ashley: I smell bacon, cats and hoodies. What's going on here?
Rupert: Oh nothing, just ruperting.

by iTookYourOreo August 31, 2013

indian rupee

indian people currency

I have 10 Indian rupees in total.

by ResetRBLX March 5, 2018

Rupert the Bear

A white, hairy twat.

The good thing about shagging your gran is that you get a bowl of stew afterwards. The bad thing is that shes got a minge like Rupert the bear.

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

rupee

guy who made the song 'tempted to touch'

tempted to touch tempted to touch
reggae

by Lady E February 13, 2005

pull a rupesh shithawk

To guess at random, or use a dart-board to determine the cause or causes of automotive problems.
To rip off any customer based on the fact that you are a dumb fuck. Also when trinkets or promotional items go missing, and later sold at a flea market, he who took them pulled a rupesh shithawk.

"Wow, the battery was dead and you thought a control module would solve the problem?!! Charge the customer and pull a rupesh shithawk "

by Gerry P. May 18, 2007

Ruperto

God
the father of christ

the one who gave you light and all the other shit you take for granted.
your co pilot

Obey his will or Ruperto will smite you

by reasonerinbreathes May 10, 2010