Rooted

1. adjective (adj): Too tired to function properly; related to being overtired, exhausted, fatigued, incoherent, etc.

Roi: "Dude I haven't gotten any sleep lately, I have no clue what I'm doing or where I am. I can still take you home though."

Ron: "NO! You are way too rooted to drive."

by Mac_Attack June 16, 2009

Pull a Rooney

To perform Oral Sex on one's own self

I think Phil is going to Pull a Rooney in the shower tonight

by Young Sunfish May 2, 2015

rooted system

The after-math of the human body being fucked.

:Did you just get done boneing Sherrie?
:Yeah look at that "Rooted System".

by Brant Pernciaro May 28, 2006

Wayne Rooney

The newest and best England football player ever. Also one of the top scorers of Euro 2004.

Wayne Rooney may look like Shrek, but he's a fucking good football player.

by Glittery Goddess June 23, 2004

a Wayne Rooney

Slang for extremely ugly prostitute

It was Lee's stag night so the boys got him a Wayne Rooney to celebrate

by robuttt November 15, 2006

Wayne Rooney

An amazing talent that currently plays for Manchester United. Left Everton, probably because he wanted money. He is large and rather ugly, but can crush your face with his hand while scoring on anyone.

He's an asshole but a great football/soccer player and will be a star. Hopefully he will mature soon.

Wayne Rooney just crushed your face... and scored two goals.

"Once a Blue, now a Red. In our hearts, Rooney is dead" (Everton fans and their sign)

by nation February 11, 2006

Rooney

rooney To be really stupid or lacking knowledge

Gosh Freds such a Rooney

by Anonymas Stalker January 12, 2008