Roanoke College

Pretty girls, parties and cute boys.

Roanoke is filled with some of the most beautiful girls in the country, amazing parties and adorable guys.

by Noke Gal October 22, 2004

Roanoke College

roanoke college is a social, not academic, conglomerate of good looking drunk people in pastels and pearls. the typical, good looking roanoke college student possesses a casual arrogance which is eclipsed only by the size of their disposable income.

"welcome to roanoke college, your application shows little intelligence but your Lilly dress is quite becoming. here is your solo cup and your diploma! congrats on that MRS. degree, are you going to the polo match?"

by prettyboyo4 June 20, 2006

Roanoke College

Roanoke college is a BEAUTIFUL private school located in Salem, Virginia. Roanoke is an amazing school academically. Roanoke is not for everyone though. If you are not Rich and good looking, don't bother. Attending Roanoke is like living at a 24/7 country club. Room service provided, maids, and also gourmet meals every night. Roanoke is home to amazingly hot girls and good looking men. Roanoke is very preppy and there are always people running around in the latest Ralph Lauren, Lilly, and Vineyard vines.

Salem local(working in a store)- you look good where are you going today?

Roanoke college girl- I attend Roanoke college..I'm going to class

Salem local- Oh so you're spending your 4 years at a country club. Rich fuck

by GoNoke2 March 15, 2011

Roanoke College

A college that allows for a complete showcase of the latest Ralph Lauren styles. One need not to have brains, just money. The only thing Urban about Roanoke College is the Multi-Cultural table.

When at Roanoke College the hardest decision I make is, shall I wear the pink polo shirt or the periwinkle one?
At least I know either way my collar will be standing high with pride.

by bustamove April 6, 2005

rodent trap

a pussy that looks like the rodents went in but didn't come out a very hairy pussy

god damn shave that rodent trap you nasty bitch

by bald brent May 2, 2007

rodential

One who resembles a rodent.

Jason Kidd is extremely rodential.

by 69KangarooJack69 June 11, 2011

Roane County Reacharound

When a creepy dude comes up behind you and grabs your goods.

David gave that dude a Roane County Reacharound, so the dude punched him in the junk.

by williec29 March 22, 2014