The closest to the so-called 'supernatural' that most of us ever get.
This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.
Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
This is a term used to describe the act of defecating in a dark room either with or without deep thought accompanying the act.
Extra effect comes when you turn out the lights as you enter specifically to initiate a dark ritual.
Alpesh: I feel so evil and empowered, yh?
Justin: Really dude?
Alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Justin: Calm down man
Alpesh: I can't yh, I just took a bangin shit n i feel magical
Justin: You mean you've been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
Alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc
Justin: Really dude?
Alpesh: yhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Justin: Calm down man
Alpesh: I can't yh, I just took a bangin shit n i feel magical
Justin: You mean you've been partaking in far too many dark rituals and have become possessed by the power of blind defecation?
Alpesh: yhhhh dark rituals y0, lets go to kfc
by JustXtreme September 4, 2010
Get the Dark Ritual mug.verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004
Get the ritual viewing mug.A week at some fraternities where the pledge class must learn the information on the house they are pledging. Some houses have more than one week they do this throughout the semester of pledgeship. The pledges are usually hazed a little and they learn the house rituals. AKA "R-Week" or "R#" (# is whatever ritual week it is.)
Ritual Week:
Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?
Pledge 2: No not yet
Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.
Pledge 1: Did you learn the full names of the house founders and all that other shit yet for R2 tonight?
Pledge 2: No not yet
Pledge 1: Your so fucked dude, i've been studying all week and didn't have all the info memorized til today.
by RWeek November 26, 2011
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You are born artist and creative, have a great eye for art, you are a contrasting person and you are concerned about social issues, go first wake up early and do yoga girl
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