Risky Wank

When a man masturbates, usually at home or at a friend’s, with the door open to increase the risk of getting caught. This can produce a very powerful orgasm.

I had a risky wank at Dan’s last night and he didn’t suspect a thing!

by CircumcisedCanadian January 12, 2020

Risky Rex

Risky rex is a sexual move where you sprint towards your lover with your arms front, elbows in, like a t-rex manner, sprint towards your lover and upon reaching you will either moan or scream resulting in a T-REX noise

We tried the risky rex last night it was such a thrill

by Unicorn meat1 May 7, 2020

Risky Triathlon

When you jerk off, hit your vape, and yell at your mom to come to your room. The goal is to ejaculate and clear the smoke before your mom gets to the door.

"Yeah I totally lost the risky triathlon last night when my mom saw me nut all over my stomach."

by Borbenbashley November 5, 2020

Risky Joke Day

Risky Joke Day occurs very December eleventh, Where anyone is able to tell there most risky joke scott free!

Jack: "What do you call a elevator full of gay people? A box of necco wafers!"

Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."

Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."

by WDYMJean December 11, 2020

Risky Biscuit

The biscuit resulting from a game of soggy biscuit.

The last guy to spaff had to eat the risky biscuit.

by Tigermoff May 27, 2022

Risky dick

A dangerously niceee dick. When you want dick that so bad that you would risk anything for it even the possibility of catching feelings for it. Gotta risk it for the biscuit, risk it alllll for that dick!

His got that risky dick that i might fall in love with but i'm gonna fuck it anyway

by OnFreeWaterOffTap August 9, 2022

Risky Derby

To risk shitting your pants on a school bus

P1:DON'T PLAY risky derby
P2:but..

by shell._.something October 23, 2022