A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.
Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.
Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock
Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock
Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles
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Get the puerto rican cuban food mug.A style of beard commonly worn by Puerto Rican males that consists of a very thin band of hair extending from one sideburn, underneath the chin, and up to the other sideburn. Sometimes accented by an abundance of hair on the chin.
Before hitting the club, Jose made sure his Puerto Rican Chin Strap was nice and neat for the ladies.
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A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.
Bob: I got a Filthy Ricardo yesterday.
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit
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Get the Big Booty Puerto Rican Goddess mug.The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.
Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.
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