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facial refund

When you nut in your partners mouth, and then they kiss you without swallowing.
Guy 1: So I nut in this chick's mouth, and then she came in for a kiss.

Sexually Confused Guy: Aw dude, she gave you a facial refund!
by Realnamemaker June 6, 2016
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Italian Refund

The act of aggressively comping a meal for a patron complaining about the quality of food, typically involves recovery of the food, assault with a rolling pin, and humiliation involving sauce or dressing
Ben: "oh, that guy at table 7 is complaining about the burger "
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"
by RkDubs January 21, 2022
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Remund

The last name Remund symbolizes pure awesomeness and deserves respect. Remunds are athletic and intelligent.
Person 1 - "Did you see that amazing 3-pointer?"
Person 2 - "Must be a Remund."
by PureBeast May 14, 2018
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repundant

Packing a double pun into a sentence, etc., or too much of a pun.
Sometimes this is done unconsciously. It may be a real groaner or sharp tongue-in-cheek. Depends on one's alcohol level, intelligence, or caffeine buzz.
Mike's always coming up with double plays. He's so repundant. He gave us a couple of things he saw the other day: Johnson Road Cathouse and Womens View Gynecology.
by pseudopun April 2, 2011
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Rotund

A term generally used to describe a male or female of great obesity. Persons who are described by this term often seen to eat a lot of shit and don't give a fuck about what others think about the size of their fat asses.
Guy 1: "Hey look it's Billy with a smoking hot blonde!!"
Guy 2: "How the fuck does that Rotund asshole get so lucky! The fat fuck!"
by Bleeped June 24, 2017
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redundant relationship

A couple who do not do a variety of activities while dating, instead doing the same things over and over again.
Every day, Jon and his girlfriend would do nothing but play Monopoly, go fishing, and walk to a hookah bar. They shouldn't be in a redundant relationship, instead they should be in more of a diverse one.
by Iloveyoubaby46547 June 18, 2010
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Returd

An incredibly stupid person who also resembles a turd.
He's so stupid and ugly! He's a returd!
by ahoythar. September 24, 2010
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