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Two Day Recovery

When a person decides to fully committed to a night out and needs two days to recover instead of one.
I might need a two day recovery after that night out.
by BrokenDragon April 2, 2016
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Fort Recovery

Fort recovery has the hottest boys around and usually they are single. Also, they have a bunch of hoes there so usually the boys don’t fall for them. Finally, the boys are really country there and can’t be city slickers because they practically live in the smallest town in the world. They also love to hunt!
Friend: Where that hot boy from?
You:Fort Recovery!
by Fortrecoveryhoes December 7, 2019
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Recovery Time

The time it takes for your jizz tank to fill back up.
by bigafromanshizz December 4, 2010
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Memory Recovery

The process when you forget the password (trigger) you have to login (remember) into your email/username/profile/account (memory), often because you need to either:

1. Recall someone's email/username/profile (remember whom someone is when you're talking to them).

2. Flag their Youtube account (cursing out someone/something you know/remember and hate for whatever reason).

3. Send an important document to someone (getting your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse a gift so that they quit blogging you).
Arthur: Douglas! I need you to Jumpstart my memory!
Doug: ...I don't think a computer game is going to help you remember things!
Arthur: ...Douglas, if life were a cheeseburger, you'd be the pickles: essentially garbage!
Doug: Can we lay off the burger jokes already?!
Arthur: Ok, here's the deal: I have an old phonebook full of names and phone numbers.
Doug: So what's the problem?
Arthur: I can't remember the phone number of the particular John Smith I want to call, because otherwise I'll wind up calling all of them, and going through an awkward conversation with each of them.
Doug: How many John Smith's did you know?
Arthur: One hundred and forty-eight!
Doug: ...I was afraid of this! Deacon warned me this might happen!
Arthur: ...beg your pardon?
Doug: It's like doing password recovery, except it's for your memory!
Arthur: I don't care about this 'memory recovery', we best get a move on! Let's start with something simple, like his favorite shampoo brand: that I do remember about this certain John Smith! It's like playing Monopoly!
Doug: I think you mean Trivial Pursuit.
Arthur: I thought that was Monopoly?
Doug: Monopoly's a board game involving money with an old man on the cover and a Scottish Terrier as one of the game pieces!
Arhur: Oh yes! I remember that game: I hated it, because you either go broke, sent to jail, or find yourself the winner: at the end, you end up with absolutely nothing, except feeling depressed and cheated!
by BaconFTW!!! May 1, 2010
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Reconstitute

To put something back together from it's parts. Return something to it's original state. Put into a group? Maybe...
Hym "Ohoho! Now you're starting to get it! They told him what they believed or he overhead it in their own language (because they thought he wouldn't understand what the words meant) and HE BELIEVED THEM. Tis a terrifying thought, no? If what they are saying is true... Then... The creature is incomplete. He was trying to reconstitute the creature. And the only way to be certain that he got them all was to make sure all that was left was people with...."

Iam "Or was that not what you meant? Are people going to take the fact that we are pointing this out too personally? We're you extending an..."

Hym "You're one to talk."

Iam "I can't help that I'm neurotic!"

Hym "And now someone is trying to silence anyone who even looks as though they are associated with.... Who? The heretic shadow-leader of the anti-religion? HA! HAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I noticed you didn't include religious institutions on your list pffft hahahahaaa!!"

Iam "Oooh... Oops... Noooo... That can't... That can't possibly be what's happening right now... That would mean..."

Hym "That we are in the mambo number 5 of dystopian futures? 🎼🎵🎶 A little bit of Orwell, in my life. A little bit of Huxley, by my side. A little bit of Kafka's what I need. 🎶🎵🎼 Ba ba, ba-ba, banana nana, ba ba, ba-ba 🎶🎵🎼"

Iam "Jesus Christ 🤦... 😩 this is no good... I just wanted to play games and listen to stories..."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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recovering introvert

an individual who has been introverted their whole life and is attempting to, or being forced by a change in their environment (job, project, relationship, etc.) to, become more outgoing and expressive.
“i feel like i’ve been talking for too long, i’m a recovering introvert so i feel bad when i talk a lot continuously
by 6e February 25, 2022
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Belladonna Recovery

When a man's penis stays hard after ejaculation, and he is able to continue sex immediately, without recovery. Named due to the standards reputed to be demanded by the adult actress Belladonna.
Wow, your cock is still hard, that's a Belladonna Recovery!
by WantonJezebel August 2, 2011
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