4 definitions by BaconFTW!!!
A condition that affects a person where the only person they are capable of loving, is himself/herself. Someone who has Gaara Syndrome is often called a Gaarasist. Not to be confused with narcissism and/or narcissist.
Eugene: Fuck you too! (hangs up cellphone)
Jerry: What's with you?
Herman: My fiancee just dumped me! She's going for some douchebag with a Mustang and a Ph.D!
Mark: Ow man, that's harsh!
Herman: You know what, forget love! Nobody seems to want to love me like they should, so I'll go love myself! Apparently I'm the only person I can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(Three Weeks Later)
Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?
Eugene's Brother: It's not me, it's my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
Doctor: Why, is he gay?
Eugene's Brother: No, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
Doctor: Another case of Gaara Syndrome! That's the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) Why isn't the patient here?
Eugene's Brother: Apparently you're the guy who whooed his fiancee, and I don't think that murder would help him get over his condition.
Doctor: Ah! That Eugene!
Jerry: What's with you?
Herman: My fiancee just dumped me! She's going for some douchebag with a Mustang and a Ph.D!
Mark: Ow man, that's harsh!
Herman: You know what, forget love! Nobody seems to want to love me like they should, so I'll go love myself! Apparently I'm the only person I can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(Three Weeks Later)
Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?
Eugene's Brother: It's not me, it's my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
Doctor: Why, is he gay?
Eugene's Brother: No, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
Doctor: Another case of Gaara Syndrome! That's the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) Why isn't the patient here?
Eugene's Brother: Apparently you're the guy who whooed his fiancee, and I don't think that murder would help him get over his condition.
Doctor: Ah! That Eugene!
by BaconFTW!!! November 9, 2010
The process when you forget the password (trigger) you have to login (remember) into your email/username/profile/account (memory), often because you need to either:
1. Recall someone's email/username/profile (remember whom someone is when you're talking to them).
2. Flag their Youtube account (cursing out someone/something you know/remember and hate for whatever reason).
3. Send an important document to someone (getting your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse a gift so that they quit blogging you).
1. Recall someone's email/username/profile (remember whom someone is when you're talking to them).
2. Flag their Youtube account (cursing out someone/something you know/remember and hate for whatever reason).
3. Send an important document to someone (getting your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse a gift so that they quit blogging you).
Arthur: Douglas! I need you to Jumpstart my memory!
Doug: ...I don't think a computer game is going to help you remember things!
Arthur: ...Douglas, if life were a cheeseburger, you'd be the pickles: essentially garbage!
Doug: Can we lay off the burger jokes already?!
Arthur: Ok, here's the deal: I have an old phonebook full of names and phone numbers.
Doug: So what's the problem?
Arthur: I can't remember the phone number of the particular John Smith I want to call, because otherwise I'll wind up calling all of them, and going through an awkward conversation with each of them.
Doug: How many John Smith's did you know?
Arthur: One hundred and forty-eight!
Doug: ...I was afraid of this! Deacon warned me this might happen!
Arthur: ...beg your pardon?
Doug: It's like doing password recovery, except it's for your memory!
Arthur: I don't care about this 'memory recovery', we best get a move on! Let's start with something simple, like his favorite shampoo brand: that I do remember about this certain John Smith! It's like playing Monopoly!
Doug: I think you mean Trivial Pursuit.
Arthur: I thought that was Monopoly?
Doug: Monopoly's a board game involving money with an old man on the cover and a Scottish Terrier as one of the game pieces!
Arhur: Oh yes! I remember that game: I hated it, because you either go broke, sent to jail, or find yourself the winner: at the end, you end up with absolutely nothing, except feeling depressed and cheated!
Doug: ...I don't think a computer game is going to help you remember things!
Arthur: ...Douglas, if life were a cheeseburger, you'd be the pickles: essentially garbage!
Doug: Can we lay off the burger jokes already?!
Arthur: Ok, here's the deal: I have an old phonebook full of names and phone numbers.
Doug: So what's the problem?
Arthur: I can't remember the phone number of the particular John Smith I want to call, because otherwise I'll wind up calling all of them, and going through an awkward conversation with each of them.
Doug: How many John Smith's did you know?
Arthur: One hundred and forty-eight!
Doug: ...I was afraid of this! Deacon warned me this might happen!
Arthur: ...beg your pardon?
Doug: It's like doing password recovery, except it's for your memory!
Arthur: I don't care about this 'memory recovery', we best get a move on! Let's start with something simple, like his favorite shampoo brand: that I do remember about this certain John Smith! It's like playing Monopoly!
Doug: I think you mean Trivial Pursuit.
Arthur: I thought that was Monopoly?
Doug: Monopoly's a board game involving money with an old man on the cover and a Scottish Terrier as one of the game pieces!
Arhur: Oh yes! I remember that game: I hated it, because you either go broke, sent to jail, or find yourself the winner: at the end, you end up with absolutely nothing, except feeling depressed and cheated!
by BaconFTW!!! April 30, 2010
The black sheep of the black sheeps, the unconformist that doesn't conform to either conformity or unconformity, is generally seen as weird or bizarre, and is agreed by everyone else that he/she/it belongs in the Twilight Zone.
Idiom: "There's a black sheep in every family. However, if instead you have the purple ram, well: you're totally fucked!"
by BaconFTW!!! January 21, 2010
The number 9001 when read upside down. Can be related to the over 9000 meme, due to the fact that the first natural number above 9000 is logically 9001, and thus, if read upside down, can create humorous misunderstandings, due to the fact that the mistake is not as obvious as if someone were to read 9000 upside down (which would be read as 0006, making absolutely no sense for the placement of extra three zeroes, likely altering to the upside-down reading too early to be funny for anything).
(Goku just arrives on the scene)
Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: It's 1006.
Nappa: What, really?
Vegeta: Yeah, kick his ass Nappa!
Nappa: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH (charges into battle with Goku)
(Nappa getting beaten to pulp while Vegeta just stands there)
Vegeta: Huh, that doesn't seem right. Wait wait wait, Nappa.
(Nappa gets kicked over to him)
Nappa:WHAAAAAAAT!? (in pain)
Vegeta: I had the scouter upside down, it's over 9000. Rah. (says that while crushing scouter)
Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: It's 1006.
Nappa: What, really?
Vegeta: Yeah, kick his ass Nappa!
Nappa: YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH (charges into battle with Goku)
(Nappa getting beaten to pulp while Vegeta just stands there)
Vegeta: Huh, that doesn't seem right. Wait wait wait, Nappa.
(Nappa gets kicked over to him)
Nappa:WHAAAAAAAT!? (in pain)
Vegeta: I had the scouter upside down, it's over 9000. Rah. (says that while crushing scouter)
by BaconFTW!!! January 7, 2011