It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.
Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
You need a new iPod.
Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
You need a new iPod.
by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007
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2. Bad television
3. Ryan Seacrest thinking he can act.
2. Bad television
3. Ryan Seacrest thinking he can act.
I hate reality TV. He said. Nobody agreed with him, for most americans are morons who will watch anything.
by Michael Hammersley May 13, 2005
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Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.
There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.
by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019
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"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that in this reality, only pain, suffering, and futility exist."
Simp: "She's definitely going to love me and everything will be great"
Normal person: wake up to reality
Normal person: wake up to reality
by Kazua Kensei July 21, 2021
Get the wake up to reality mug.Contrary to the original Tubgirl depicting an asian woman involved in grotesque scat porn,
The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.
The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality is a disgustingly disturbing set of images depicting the discovery and removal of a bloated and decomposed corpse of an asian woman who had slit her wrists and fell into the bathtub where she would be left to decompose and become a ‘maggot mall’ from her badly decayed cadaver. This infamous set of images can still be accessed and is viewed as a staple on the gore site called Documenting Reality, due to the amount of people it has traumatized.
*any gore post*
Dude who saw the photos:
Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…
Dude who hasn't seen the photos:
You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?
Dude who saw the photos:
No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.
Dude who saw the photos:
Man, this is not as gruesome as The Tubgirl from Documenting Reality…
Dude who hasn't seen the photos:
You mean the asian girl with Diarrhea going into her mouth?
Dude who saw the photos:
No man, Something WORSE THAN THAT. It haunts me in my sleep.
by Vilagrass0 November 29, 2021
Get the Tubgirl from Documenting Reality mug.Survivor was the catalyst which has spawned all the crap reality TV show that you now see on nearly every channel on cable and satellite.
by Tiado June 22, 2004
Get the Reality TV mug.The stuff people watch when they want to get away from their own pitiful realities.
Like soap operas, but with a cash prize at the end.
Like soap operas, but with a cash prize at the end.
by Blast February 8, 2005
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