Everybody Loves Raymond

An ok show on CBS about a guy, his wife, his brother, his brother's wife, his mom, his dad, and a whole lot of other people.

Robert: "Look at my two girls, I call them my Two Musketeers."
Ray: "That's stupid."

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 24, 2003

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cue gay piano music.

Ray: Let's have sex.

Deborah: No.

Cue gay piano music.

The end.

Everybody Loves Raymond sucks.

by Nonchalant Ego April 3, 2010

Raymond

Raymond. Raymond (also known as Ray for short) is the type of guy who isn't exactly liked by a lot of girls in a lovey way, but when you get to know him you can't help falling in love with him. They're humongous gentlemens, they're incredibly funny and always make you laugh, they always help even if you don't ask for it. They're kind of awkward, but in a cute way. They aren't very athletic and can tend to act kind of girly, but you still know that they're straight. They have nice eyes, nice hair, and a nice personality. They are wonderful friends and an even better boyfriend. Raymonds are amazing people and someone you should definitely get to know.

That guy is super kind and super funny, he kind of reminds me of Raymond/Ray.

by Landree.la January 5, 2017

Raymond

An unfeeling emo god

Did Raymond just drink a hot sauce packet?

by Pingasfart December 6, 2018

Raymonding

getting a turtle because Raymond has a small cock

its really cold rn I'm really raymonding these shorts

by SmartGuy March 8, 2019

Raymond Rhodes

Better than Greatester

I am The Raymond Rhodes of everything I do!

by mellyfuller August 23, 2011

Raymoned

A state above ham. When you want to go crazy as a motherfucker. Turnt down for who? A new level of immortality.

I need to get raymoned kuz ham don't cut it.

by inderamuljo May 11, 2014