Randomese

Utterly random way of saying or spelling a common word or trying to make up your own kewl term. Randomese is the official language of random.

Pencil Pusher: "Haha, that was so funny that I lemnopeed my pants!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "WTF is L-M-N-O-Peed? So freakin' random..."
Pencil Pusher: "I am teh leets, I canz speak randomese!"
Another Pencil Pusher: "Sigh, lame."

by Stealthage October 15, 2009

Random crits

A vary balanced mechanic that in team fortress two that will occasionally deal more damage than normal and fucking annihilate the enemy if they get hit by a critical boosted attack.

guy 1: I love when I get killed as heavy because a direct hit crocket does 300 fucking damage
guy 2: Random crits are fair and balanced and break stalemates

by Snake_sixtysix June 25, 2021

Random Chimp Event

The random chimp event will begin in 2022 with a widespread disease known as “monkeypox” where the infected will begin transforming into chimps and lead the new ape uprising

Person 1: Dude, where will you be during the random chimp event?
Person 2: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH MONKE SUPERIOR BEINGS

by TumbleMr May 22, 2022

A Random Toaster

A huge dumbass who is my friend lmao

Hey that guy is a random toaster

by Terminator_Games August 20, 2019

Lilly Randolph

Lilly Randolph is a kind girl that everyone wants to be friends with. She tries her best to impress and be there for others but she always still ends up in drama and trouble. Lilly Randolph is held by her past, she does not let anyone know that they get to her. She would do anything in the worlds for the people around her but she never lets people to the favor. She is also very scared of opening up to others. Lilly Randolph was adopted at age five. She has two brothers that she never gets to see and one of them she has never meet. She can become annoying but you would grow to love and adore her.

Lilly Randolph is always going to be there for you.

by FeatherSoul February 12, 2020

More random definitions

That button

Spend your time on something else and stop looking through urban dictionary for 3 hours spamming that button

(urban dicktionary sucks why do i have to put the word in my sentence ok anyways that button=More random definitions

by tki best opener February 25, 2023

The King of Random

A Youtuber that likes to do random DIY's and other fun experiments.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of The King of Random ?
Person 2: No, who's that?
Person 1:If you don't know who The King of Random is you are missing out on great videos!

by too many taken uernames so thi May 12, 2019