Hot Rafa

The act of eating a Taco Bell taco, then running to the bathroom and defecating in the top tank of the toilet. Then running back to your boyfriend/girlfriend and rubbing your ass on their face.

Mike: What did you do last night?
Paul: My girlfriend fell asleep and I Hot Rafa’d her.

by Guac Baguette September 29, 2019

Rafa

nickname for tennis player Rafael Nadal, world #2 and Wimbledon champion from Spain.

Did you see Rafa beat Federer today?

I <3 Rafa.

Rafa is amazing on both clay and grass.

by tennisfan July 7, 2008

Rafael

A kid with the hugest dick in the world. He uses dick spray to attract girls.

"WOW! that guy has a big DICK!"
"Yea i think he is RAFAEL

by BIGDICBOI123 November 6, 2018

Rafael

Tbh the hottes guy alive. He’s hot, cool, sexy, smart and funny. His puns are on a whole different level and nobody can beat him. He has a comeback for every road he gets. Rafael is the guy every girl wants. He’s also a fuckboi cause he knows what he has and wants to get more. He’s totally not gay and totally not a girl. His hair is perfect. Everyone wants to be his friend(but if you’re a girl u just wanna fuck him).

“OMG have you seen that new hottie Rafael? I would fuck him for real!”

by PrettyAf January 22, 2018

Rafaela

A beautiful person, both in mind and body. Often with long dark hair, dark eyes, and a golden tan. Men will be afraid of her beauty. She will always be loved. Riches are hers.

Rafaela looked into the lake at her reflection, the clouds stood still to gaze at her also.

by gremlin789 February 7, 2010

Rafael Palmeiro

A very distinguished major league baseball player with over 500 career home runs who lacks the ability to obtain an erection without the good ol' purple pill we all know and love. You've probably seen him on their commercials.

Before Viagra came around, Rafael Palmeiro hit 300 home runs and had over 1000 RBIs, but he never scored.

Dave: "So how was Jenny last night? That girl is bangin'. Did you beat it up?"
Jack: "Nope. I smoked too much of the reefer and ended up pulling a Rafael Palmeiro."
Dave: "Don't worry man, you're probably just gay."

by Nick D September 26, 2003

raegan

the most awesome person in the world. she's sexy as hell and loves to have fun. every girl wants to be here and every boy wants to do her. she's a bad ass and could take down anyone.

dont mess with me, im a raegan.

by asdflj November 23, 2010