Raccoon-Eyed Bitch

Girls on the Internet that take crappy black-and-white pictures with their cell phones of themselves with emo straight hair and caked-on black eyeliner and talk like this:"omggg i luv yuuu r myy bestyy :) <3"

Iona:I hate Sienna, she's such a raccoon-eyed bitch.
Jostice:She is?
Iona: Yeh, check out her smiley-face-and-heart-covered Facebook.

by yolliebear☼ January 19, 2011

Raccoon Roulette

A friendly game between two or more male contestants that involves traveling to a Raccoon concentrated area. Within this area, contestants blindfold themselves and pull out their highly regarded meat, placing exquisite food items on it as bait. Given that raccoons are the number one carriers of rabies, they hope to God that when the Raccoon bites their meat, that they are not gifted with the unwelcoming blessing of rabies, administered directly to their salami. They are simply taking a chance at this game we call life.

"Brocky and Chadmeister are playing RR (Raccoon Roulette)... Brocky got the RABE (rabies) and Chadmeister got spared on his turn..."

by hinglingmaster June 13, 2019

snow raccoon

a snow raccoon is a woman who prefers dating white boys with long hair and a fat girl fetish

1Boy - You know Laura? She likes white boys with long hair and fat girl fetish

2Boy - Yeah she is definitely a SNOW RACCOON

by ZDECHLAK November 12, 2021

racial rainbow

A strip of pictures of several people, each one belonging to a different race, with a perfect balance between males and females. Often appears on college textbooks and software boxart for no apparent reason.

"Dude, why is there a racial rainbow on the cover of my Norton Antivirus software?"

by Lord_Zetta October 22, 2008

rachael avidor

10/10

Is that Rachael Avidor? 10/10

by Fanclub president May 5, 2018

Rachael

A smart, independent girl, who avoids drama at all costs. She is a tru friend and will help you id you need it. Although she has her moents of bitchiness she is a beautiful girl all the way through

boy:i think i am breaking with you
girl:probly to go out with Rachael
boy: umm yeah that is actually why i am breaking up with you

by jerryspringerfan1# January 7, 2009

ninja raccoon

an awesome animal.a raccoon that has been trained to be a ninja. is better than any other animal alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Or- A person who is able to surmount all obstacles with ease. A person who faces challenges with courage and enthusiasm. a genius that excels at math and science. has extreme flexibility that comes out of nowhere. a force to be reckon with. an all around lethal weapon

kid 1: omg its a ninja raccoon!
kid 2: those things are awesome!!!
kid 1: you got that right!!!

by ninja raccoon11 July 6, 2010