quaffing

Its like drinking, but you spill more.

With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.

They quaffed their ale with gusto!

by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005

Quarf

A very rancid queef. Usually extremely audible (exceeding 100 decibals) and can cause loss of hearing, nerve damage, and soiled undies.

Yo james moore, that girl alison rogers just quarfed all over the place. I can't feel the left side of my body. Call a fucking ambulance.

by Evelyn Fasano August 18, 2009

quaft

a large, wild, untamed amount of hair.

Brian's quaft was exceptionally messy today.

by stacy&lizzy January 9, 2005

quiffe

A quiffe is a sound that generates from a womans vagina doing sexual intercourse. The sound occurs when the amount of lubrication starts to deminish and air gets trapped as the penis enters in and out causing a "farting" sound
pussy, sex, fart,

Her pussy let out a quiffe after he pulled his dick out.

by Ndygo May 30, 2007

Quiff Rat

Someone who tries to embarrass another by telling on them when they quiff in public.

Hey did you hear that? I heard a little quiff! as Rob pointed to the woman behind the counter. She quiffed! Come on Rob stop being such a quiff rat!

by MattyG82 March 18, 2009

Quarf

(N) A very loud and deep sounding queef.

Originated in 2006 when a female practiced to take in air through her vagina hole and push it out in a roaring manor.

After she let out a petite queef and I bursted into laughter; She showed me how loud she could quarf.

by I.A.MM. September 11, 2013

Quaffling

The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.

guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.

by NotGriffin March 2, 2010