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Quarantini

GF: you're not making a quarantini?
BF: what's a quarantini?
GF: Airborne and vodka...
BF: *facepalm*
GF: DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE!
by andysarchus March 13, 2020
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Quarantine Fatigue

Despite the justifiable, life-saving measures provided by social distancing and shelter-in-place directives there has been a significant cost exacted with compliance; lives have been disrupted, businesses crippled and the log-term psychological impact is vast, if not unmeasurable.
Yo! I've done watched every Netflix Series, rerun and crappy B-movie that exists on Amazon Prime, HBO and Cinemax.

Me too. I'm even tired of playing 'escaped convict and the wardens wife' with the Mrs.
DUDE! You REALLY got the Quarantine Fatigue!
by YAWA April 27, 2020
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Quadratic peinor

The strategic placement of 2 penises to where it appears that one is the square root of the other.
Monica: Luda, you can't quadratic peinor my dad.

Ludacris: Why?

Monica: He's your uncle!!
by Rihanyce August 28, 2010
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Quadrangle

Quadrangle is an aggressive sexual act whereby the "catcher" is so viciously dominated by the "pitcher", they are forced to walk home in the star-fished position or the quadrangle with arms and legs extended obliquely.
My friends bet me a Vanilla Coke I couldn't quadrangle a self-respecting person but my camera phone provided evidence to the contrary
by magicmikeyd September 13, 2010
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Trenton Quarantino

It was coined by Samuel L. Jackson in a censored children's book Stay the Fuck At Home. A spoonerism of Quinton Tarantino, whose movies have taken place largely inside homes, or places for accommodation.
I'm not only grounded for trashing Dad's car, I've also got norovirus from some dodgy food I had last night. I'm gonna be Trenton Quarantino.
by brockhoward April 5, 2020
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Little quarantine

A little quarantine is someone who became your boo over quarantine. With free time you and this person started texting and started a relationship.
Would you be my little quarantine?
by Rileygracie12 May 24, 2020
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quadratic formula

A handy formula easily memorized by repetition. It is used in many instances, such as trying to find the roots of an equation, or solving an equation that will not factor with integers.

To solve using the Quadratic Formula:

In any equation

ax^2+bx+c,

The roots can be found by substituting into:

-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a

OR

Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).
To solve using the Quadratic Formula:

In any equation

ax^2+bx+c,

The roots can be found by substituting into:

-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a

OR

Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).


EX:

Hm..

10x^2+13X-5

-13(+,-)sqrt(169+200)/20
>_>
In other words, by substituting the numbers in, you get 13(+,-)sqrt(369)/20.

As you may or may not have guessed, this gives you a very nasty number, which should be approximated and rounded to the nearest thousandth.
by "Seagaia" May 21, 2005
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