puddy cricket

A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.

"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"

by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014

Puddi

The dumbest fucking BEING in the universe. Someone who people DESPISE beyond their shit. When this is said, everyone in a room will go bad shit crazy and throw a fit.

A: Puddi
B: WHAT THE FUCK I HATE YOU

by IceyCreme November 2, 2020

cock puddy

A huge wang that sheds it's skin, in order to be able to preform the tasks it must to please the anus

I can't believe I shed my cock puddy and that bitch still sucked me off

by King Walker February 11, 2017

nigga puddy

a black cat

A Nigga puddy is hard to see at night.

by rapacity October 1, 2011

Puddi

Vagina in punjabi and pothwari

Ur sisters got a tight puddi

by Uncle jamshed December 30, 2020

Tele-puddied

When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.

Where’s the cat? It just tele-puddied from the living room to the kitchen counter.

by Annieeggplant February 13, 2021

Siberian Silly Puddy

For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.

"James came into existence because his mom got the siberian silly puddy"

by JamesNewton January 31, 2025