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puddin palms 

Super dope chick with stupid soft hands who likes to dye her hair n shit
Rumors of a donkey dick
In the boxes above, puddin palms link to other words with square brackets. For example, booty
puddin palms by knifeylife April 19, 2015

Puddin Pop

Stick your dick in a girl's ass and then put it in her mouth.
Yeah bro I just puddin popped my girl last night!
Puddin Pop by Jaylovesdinos November 6, 2020

puddin patch

get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.
get your hands outta your puddin patch

puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants
Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.

Puddin Cup'N

When you eat ass, but instead of just licking around the rim, you lick it like someone trying to eating a pudding cup without any utensils.
"I eat ass, but I'm not Puddin Cup'N it. I just give it a good sloppy lick'n for flavor."
Puddin Cup'N by LABops June 22, 2022

Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.
ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
Puddin' Pants by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023