Legalized prostitution

When you take a girl to a movie and restaraunt on a date. The ugly, honest truth is that you expend money and bank on the off chance you actually get laid.

"How was your weekend?"
"Legalized prostitution bit me in the ass again, same old, same old."

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

Prestivent

Prestivent is a synonym for fag

Dude! Did you see Kevin last night? He's such a prestivent.

by Yam1 December 23, 2018

prostie

n. short for, truncation of prostitute
v. to work as a prostitute

Josh used to be a prostie.

by cheryl-renee February 15, 2005

postin

To be in a state of relaxation.
To act as a post.

What you up to? Nothin, just postin.

by Playa Duke January 27, 2004

Postificated

The way Toby Turner of Tobuscus on YouTube says the word "posted". He is often very vocal about it and says it in a serious but humorous fashion.

Toby: "Audience! A new video has been postificated!"

by WerewolfByDay April 3, 2011

mass beige posting

A form of spam that isn't just bland, it creates a new level beyond such crapness that in fact needs a new name because it's just so god awfully bad. -Rabid_Fox

spammer: I don't want your stupid spammy award. Pooppants.
gus: It's not quality, it has no class, it is just annoying like hell.
derm: We'll call it mass beige posting.

by 403forbidden October 11, 2006

Hang Out Prostitute

A person who is being paid to tutur, but never actually provides help. Instead of tutoring, a casual hang out takes place.

Sean: Whenever I go to tutor Ryan, we end up just hanging out. I feel like I shouldn't be getting paid.

Witty Person: Dude, you are a Hang Out Prostitute.

by SamuelRoss January 4, 2009