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face pressed against glass

When someone presses their face against glass/window. People sometimes press their face against glass so they can make funny faces since you can see your face getting squished on the other side.
He looks funny when he's got his face pressed against glass.
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Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car
Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop
by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023
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Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023
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pressed

To be dressed to impress, clean and fresh clothing.
"Yo cuz I'm pressed, got a pocket full of dough, and I'm ready to hit da club!"
by BigBallaCuz12 January 13, 2009
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gold-pressed latinum

highly specific Star Trek slang used to describe nerds who wear too much bling.
"Get a load of Poindexter! Where you going with all that gold-pressed latinum, booooyyyyyy?"
by JDC June 21, 2005
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stay pressed wallet ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ

Not necessarily a word, but must be talked about.
A โ€œcomebackโ€œ used by teenage feminists on TikTok for replying to โ€œpressedโ€ boys.
Boy: โ€œGay people donโ€™t understand that not all straight people are homophobic.โ€
Emily: โ€œstay pressed wallet ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผโ€œ
by TheTikTokExplainer August 8, 2020
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prissed

she was prissed when she found out her bestfriend liked her crush
by simplysoutherngirls May 20, 2017
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