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procrast

1. I am being such a procrast right now by adding this to Urban Dictionary.
2. Stop being such a waste of life procrast.
by Sickashell March 31, 2008
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St.Michael's Prepratory School

A Catholic all boys prep school in Silverado Calfornia were the food sucks and is run by gay priests who molest the students in the middle of the hills away from the real world were students suffer the anger of God almost as bad as a concentration camp and unsuspecting parents think this is a good choice for there sons little do they know that they will be fucked up for life by the school its self by taking the boys lives and virginity as they know it
Mom: Son were sending you to "St.Michael's Prepratory School"
Son: No! Thats the school wear priest molest you and you turn into a priest.
Mom: Don't believe the rumors
Son: ok look at Fr.Gabriel
by hitmaster78 March 27, 2010
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procrapstinate

To avoid pooping until later. Often done when playing video games, in a public place, or on a first date.
Randolph: How was your date with Cindy?

Thomas: Not good. I had to procrapstinate all day at the park. I told her I was sweating because I was hot.
by Gnarwall April 19, 2011
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Procraftinator

Someone who avoids a task by engaging in one or more crafts that they most likely will not complete.
"Although I have not wrote any of my domestic violence paper, I have began a screen play. Today I was a procraftinator"
by Procraftinator December 7, 2014
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Procrascinate

To be a bitch. Often confused with Procrastinate, but understandably so, and deserves to be forgiven, and praised.
Waffles is so procrascinate.
by NOT GT April 9, 2008
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Procrapstination

When you really need to take a dump, but you just don't want to because of a specific reason or reasons. i.e. Favorite show is on or finishing homework.
Person 1: Man, i really gotta take a shit badly...

Person 2: So go.

Person 1: No way dude, my show's on.

Person 2: Procrapstination again? Fine, go explode from shit.
by DeliciousTurds September 30, 2010
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Procrasdebating

Def. 1- Doing debate-relate activities when you should be doing something else.

Def. 2 - Putting off essential debate-related activities in order to do non-essential debate related activities.

Def. 3 - Queering procrastination through performative interruption when you should be doing something else.
I've got that Math test tomorrow but Obama just signed a START treaty so I'm procrasdebating.

Dude, you really need to work on that AFF, stop cooking up superman-related counterplans, you procrasdebator.

Your assignment is due but you can't stop scrubbing the kitchen, so you suddenly start humping a couch and screaming "Allahu Ackbar!"
by yourmothersfavoritePoolBoy April 14, 2010
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