backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt

John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe

by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

Got Probed

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.

by stronerbigboner April 20, 2017

Probing emotions

The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview

I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.

by joecoolthefool June 15, 2016

Probe

Prove it

Please probe it to me.

by Wis45 November 23, 2022

lorax probe

When the lorax climb down the tree,you see his butthole when he bend down.

Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?

Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.

by FreshBlood10'9 May 27, 2023

the vajalien probe

The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.

Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.

by toddbuster December 16, 2015