Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?
Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?
Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.
by FreshBlood10'9 May 27, 2023
Get the lorax probemug. The doctor starts to probe lobes, only to find that your bodily hygeine is oh, oh so bad."
You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."
The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."
The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
"This ringing in my ear, has got to stop, I'm glad I have an HMO, my doc can probe lobesand see if I have tinnitus."
"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."
"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."
"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
by writah' May 18, 2008
Get the probe lobesmug. 
by Clyde_en_Marland April 10, 2019
Get the Combat probingmug. The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.
Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.
by toddbuster December 16, 2015
Get the the vajalien probemug. by McSucc December 6, 2017
Get the probe nationmug. by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016
Get the backwood probemug.