prison fishing

A common sport among prisoners when an inmate unwraps a Jolly Rancher and places it between his/her butt cheeks. Later that day, they remove the Jolly Rancher, re-wrap it, and set it on an empty table. They then move a few paces away and wait for an unsuspecting "fish" to "take the bait" and eat the butt-Rancher.

We were prison fishing for hours last week. The only downside is that my bum is still sticky.

by eaglefeather44 March 15, 2009

prison

One of the few places in the world where dropping the soap can mean an automatic death sentence by AIDS-infected penile injection up the ass.

I spent ten painful years in prison and my ass still hurts from the experience.

by Bubba June 19, 2003

prison eye-patch

It is the spreading of the scrotum over one's eye.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you a prison eye-patch.
Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.

by master of my domain. May 1, 2009

Prison

A fishbowl for guppies. The real sharks get to stay in the ocean, and never fall into the mariners' nets. They instead run for elected office and make fortunes on Wall Street. Never do the big fish see the inside of an aquarium.

"The vilest deeds like poison weeds
Bloom well in prison air:
It is only what is good in man
That wastes and withers there:
Pale Anguish keeps the heavy gate
And the Warder in Despair."

Oscar Wilde

by nethcev! September 10, 2006

Take no prisoners

Derived from a phrase used in wars. When a captain shouts "Take no prisoners!" He means, kill all of those that are captured. Back in the late 19th century, when wars were won either they took their enemies as slaves back to their own country or they kill them.

Today this is used as a compliment whereby if a person "takes no prisoners" she's actually KILLIN IT

Thirsty Guy 1: ayyy man, did you see Bia today?
Thirsty Guy 2: nah man, what up tho?
Thirsty Guy 3: she looked so fine. I swear that girl don't take no prisoners.

by Biatch February 23, 2015

Face Prison

Eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don't recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.

"Damn. Did you see old gal today? Her face was so blown up I couldn't even recognize her. She must have Super Sized at McDonald's last night."

"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"

by Alfsonso March 17, 2010

Prionti

Prionti is the coolest person you will ever meet. They are liked by everyone. Prionti is the funniest person you will meet. They are drop dead gorgeous. Prionti will do anything for their friends and she loves to have a good time . Prionti is usually very mean but can be nice at times. Be careful , you don't want to get on their bad side because they do have a bad temper. She is very chill and she is someone who you'all want in your life forever. Get yourself a prionti.

Girls: oh look prionti is here!

Boys: there's prionti! She looks fine!

by Giraffe.xx January 4, 2017