All fax no printer

All true, we only use a fax machine here. No printers! Facts only

Brian’s hairline looks so fucked, all fax no printer

All fax no printer by Courtney Cain March 19, 2021

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Rogue Printer

The most awful and terrifying breed that one might find in the school IT room...the ROGUE PRINTER. This is a condition that can often posess normal printers. Some symptoms of the rogue include: when collecting paper from it, it sucks it back in and spews it out; Also responsible for lost work, breaks and refuses to print, bleeps manically, and can sneak up on you when you least expect it....all i can say is, I WARNED YOU....

IT consultant: So what exactly is wrong with this printer?
Innocent: Beware, tis a rogue Printer!
IT consultant: Evacuate the building. NOW.

Rogue Printer by the innocent December 14, 2005

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sex as default printer

When the x-axis as default is mistakenly interprinted in a default connotation

Hey did I say Set as default printer or

sex as default printer?

sex as default printer by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

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dumb printer

1) Also known as a text printer or ASCII printer, a dumb printer is a printer that is only capable of printing plain text and has no other capabilities such as fonts, color, graphics, etc...

2) Simply, a printer which sucks.

My dumb printer can't print that picture...

dumb printer by Str187 March 1, 2008