Presidential Shower

Synonym of Golden Shower.
(n.) The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

(n). When President Trump uses official procedure to arbitrarily delay government processes in order to give the illusion of instituting new policy. Similar to rebranding

Trump's first 100 days were just a presidential shower.

Last night, I gave my girlfriend the presidential shower.

by Aschylus January 28, 2017

Presidential Debate

A joyous time for memes and political jokes as the world makes fun of narcissist that think there "good leaders" this is especially entertaining in the Trump era.

Oh and there's like politicians yelling at each other or something...

Person 1 "Did you watch the Presidential Debate?"

Person 2 "No Ill just catch up with the memes."

by Stormwindx September 29, 2020

Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.

Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.

by Neutered Chimp February 9, 2021

taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool

to overthrow a government

me and my sri lankan besties were taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool

by swag__ September 1, 2022

The presidential

The act of approaching a female (preferably a stranger) and grabbing her by the pussy. Because you can.

"Hey Jimmie, I bet that girl will totally fuck you if you give her the presidential."

by Drunkdonkey85 October 22, 2017

Presidential Harassment

Presidential Harassment (n.) - When the occupant of the White House insults ex-employees, heads of state, war heroes, journalists, 16-year-old activists and just about everyone else except tinpot dictators and Russian criminals.

Presidential Harassment from September 23, 2019: @realDonaldTrump "She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!"

by SolStudy September 24, 2019

Presidential Solution

To half-ass fix or somewhat repair with inferior parts or labor.

The economy was taken care of with a presidential solution.

by Swingin Lo February 11, 2009