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Preamy Creamy

i was with this fly hunny when i felt my legs get stiff and my feet shake violently, and before i knew it, i got all preamy creamy.
by TayKay December 14, 2008
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Preemptive Strike

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.
Man 1: That was a delicious taco.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.
by notwebster January 20, 2014
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preemptive puller

Someone who tries to open a car door before it's unlocked, making the driver have to unlock it again just for them.
Stop being a preemptive puller, it's annoying.
by M. Kempson December 28, 2005
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Preemptor

A person who puts their hand on their nose before releasing flatuance, and therefore preempted their flatulance.
Laura is a preemptor
by canadiantina November 25, 2006
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Prema-bye

When you bid someone a premature farewell, creating an awkward moment where the conversation has been ended, but the two people are still together. When the actual moment to physically part ways is at hand, a weak/awkward second goodbye is sometimes given. Usually happens with someone that you kinda know, but not enough to start up a new conversation.
Example:

(Tom sees Mel at movie theater)

Tom: Hey Mel great movie, huh?
Mel: Yeah it was good
Tom: I know. Well... see you at work.
Mel: Bye.

*both begin to walk silently in the same direction, right next to each other. (because they unknowingly parked in the same area)*

Mel: ...bye?...
Tom: *pretends not to hear, jumps into car, leaves*
Mel(alone): that was an awkward Prema-bye!

Example 2:

Steve: I said goodbye to Meagan at the bus stop today.

Bill: Yeah? cool!

Steve: Yeah except I said goodbye a minute too early and we were both waiting for the same bus.
Bill: Ouch! wicked prema-bye!

Steve: i know...
by Klubrice007 August 20, 2009
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preincarnated

theis is when you want to come back as someone from the past instead of being reincarnated as someone in the future, cause the future don't look so good...
I want to be preincarnated as Dean Martin, he got all the chicks and never had to be sober!
by Barkeep77 November 13, 2010
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perimenstrual

All parts of the menstrual cycle not already covered by "menstrual", "pre-menstrual" and "post-menstrual".
"Dear God, what on earth is the matter with her THIS time?"

"She's perimenstrual."

"Ah. Gotcha. Say no more."
by mum61e February 10, 2012
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