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preemptive shit

The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.
Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"
by NickyG103 June 14, 2006
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Preebebs

The state when the guy realises he precum (pre-ejaculate) inside the girl and believes she is pregnant but does not tell her and hopes for the "best".
1: Bro, it ended up with Preebebs and now im scared as hell

2: She never called back the day after but preebebs happened and she might regret not doing that call. hehe...
by Wigu2209 April 10, 2019
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preesh

To appreciate it; To give thanks to; To enjoy someone or something.
Preesh the raise I got today.

No preesh the attitude my girlfriend gave me when I told her I was going drinking with my buddies.
by S.Wallace7 August 19, 2009
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Preesha

Preesha means gods loving gift . Girls named preesha are really nice and very intelligent. They love to lead and take responsibility. If there’s a preesha in your life then your life is amazing without her everyone is dull . She makes everyone smile and makes them happy .
I want to be preesha
by Preesha June 1, 2020
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pre-E poops

The uneasy feeling that you have to go 'number two' about half-way after you drop Ecstasy and before it hits you.

Ironically, after the pill does take effect, you generally don't have to deficate for an entire day or more.
I just had a Sam Adams a little while ago and now I have the pre-E poops, so I'll meet you in the DnB Room after I use the labratory.
by RBC July 26, 2005
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Preems

Slang word used to describe something that is "Premium" or the top of the line. Can be used to describe just about anything.
1)

Johnny: ay homie, check out these new kicks i copped at the sto(re)...

Big Syke: yoooo son, them shits is preems

2)

D-Boy: Anybody lookin' to grab? You know I always got that preems chronic, dat piff...

Fiend: worrrddd, yo can you front me a quarter homie? I don't got the scrilla right now mang..

D-Boy: you best get your broke ass up out my face homeboi, this chi-town's finest, and i ain't goin' out like no sucka
by DatDude15 August 6, 2009
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Preemptive Call

A phone call you make to your needy girlfriend/boyfriend before you get into a Do-Not-Disturb mode. The primary (albeit unspoken) purpose of the call is to momentarily assuage your girlfriend/boyfriend's urge to call you, thus decreasing the likelihood of them calling you later, when you can't afford to be distracted.
Peter: I gotta do my taxes, but I bet my clingy girlfriend won't be able to fight the usual urge to call me.
Lawrence: Dude, just turn the damn cell phone off, or, better yet, make a preemptive call and get it over with.
by Jozzy November 6, 2007
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