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preparing for a railing

That feeling after you've done something really stupid or badly fucked something up where you are bracing for the well-deserved, unpleasant and unavoidable consequences of your actions that are about to hit you.

i.e. your boss is gonna give you a verbal beatdown or fire you, because you didn't lock up after closing and the shop got robbed, or your partner is going to chew you out or possibly murder you because you bet the rent on that 5-part parley that didn't hit.
Sam just found out that the boss knows he's the one who left the keys in the work truck that got stolen last night, and that the boss wants him in his office as soon as he gets back to the yard, he's preparing for a railing.
by theSpoonyBard October 16, 2025
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Nipple peaking

When your nipples harden.
Friend 1: "Man, your nipples are hard, what should we call that?"

Friend 2: "We should call that nipple peaking".
by Daddy Penguin July 1, 2016
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Mission Peaking

Twerkin' whilst hiking up Mission Peak in Freakmont California. A tried and true way to help close all activity rings on the Apple Watch.
Tha to Miki: "Damn Gurl! Look at Cef Mission Peaking up there on the side of the hill!"
Cef: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Look at me! Twerk! Twerk! Twerk! Where's my Happy Lemon H5???"
Miki: "I like turtles."
Kim: "WTF"
by Kibbles 'n Bits February 21, 2019
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Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"
Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"
by 69trainboi August 2, 2020
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