poverty pasta

Ramen noodles, cup of noodles, instant noodles. Usually chicken flavor in bulk.

Mere cents per bag, and they can be stashed under the poor college student's bed for years.

It takes two minutes to make poverty pasta!

by collegenoodle April 12, 2011

Poverty Weight Loss Plan

A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result

Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

poverty abs

the type of abs construction workers and other poverty workers get not because of going to the gym but because of their heavy work

He works at the market by delivering fish on retail sellers. He eats too much carbs but he got really nice poverty abs.

by findme@stephcollado29 February 19, 2017

poverty

the definition of pow jasmine purpant attuid mikey and run up the wockman

I will shoot poverty in the fucking face. They're so fucking annoying

by zhenkou February 28, 2022

Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.

His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.

by Racer XXX May 3, 2022

Powertasking

Performing just one task at a time, perfectly. The task has been pre-prioritized, initiated with triggers (queues) to re-engage it at a later time if dropped, and performed without distractions and with proper resources. The task falls under the umbrella of "what do I want."

You are powertasking when you have prioritized all tasks on your plate and begin, one task at a time, with the first priority task. As you switch off the task, you create task triggers or queues that allow you to re-engage the task with little effort later. The "switch to" task is in line again with your powertasking priorities list pre-developed before the task switch.

by Powertasker January 22, 2009

Provert

Professional pervert - lerking in the shadows, wearing an apron with a smirk.

If provoke can be dangerous, especially to your mental health.

I was minding my own business, when a man in an apron stared at my angles through a port hole. All I could see was a cucumber in his hands. I didn’t know what to say, so exclaimed, ‘look there a provert, quick run’

by Chef in frocks August 7, 2018