Pont du Mac

A ridiculous solution for a simple problem.

Comes from the idea of a bridge made of pasta.

Mark: I fixed the slats in my bed with lego!
Angie: Couldn't you have just bought new ones.
Mark: Yes, I could've
Angie: Seems like a Pont du Mac to me

by 16Bitboy December 17, 2022

The Mr.Penut

the sexual act of a man putting glasses on his scrotom, then glueing a little cane and monicle on them, then lay your scrotom in the bowl and ask your partner "wants some nuts?"

Dude, I gave her The Mr.Penut last night!

by jimbobmcgheee November 25, 2010

Pontiac Poser

When you're approaching a vehicle that looks very nice and expensive, but when you get close enough to it, you realize oh, it's just a Pontiac.

"Dude, look at that nice as car!"

*drives past car*

"Psh, that's not a nice car, that guy is a Pontiac Poser!

by Jordan'sGirl11/9 July 18, 2011

Pontifes

Last name that originated from Spain around 1456. Then Spanish conquistadors took the last name with them. Now popular in México around Sinaloa and Michoacán and D.F and is popular in the United States and other parts of the World.

Pontifes

by 6/17/11. March 16, 2014

Ponte en 4

Get on all fours and take it doggy-style

Ponte en 4 voy a dar pa’tras

by Smol Wunder February 15, 2021

Pontiac

Pontiac was an automobile brand that was established in 1926.Quickly overtaking its parent in popularity, it supplanted the Oakland brand entirely by 1933.On April 27, 2009, amid ongoing financial problems and restructuring efforts, GM announced it would discontinue the Pontiac brand by the end of 2010.The last Pontiacs were built in late 2009, with the final dealer franchises expiring October 31, 2010.

P.oor O.ld N.igger T.hinks I.ts A. C.adillac

Man I used to love my old Pontiac

by rain man #10 July 29, 2012

Pontificate

1. To have Diarrhea of the mouth.
2. Running your mouth.
3. Giving your 2 cents when it's non of your business.
4. Giving unsolicited advice and long opinions
**Rhymes with defecate.**
5. To defecate with your mouth on other people

Don't pontificate about other peoples mistakes! Your Diarrhea of the mouth gotta stop because running your mouth is gonna get you a fist sandwich

by JJ JJ man April 9, 2013