pedophile

As a teen I can define pedos in detail... a pedophile is a horrable person who like children and watches them from a distance, usually with a camera out recording them and an 8 inch bulg in their pants.

pedophile:Damn look at those curves on that 13 year old.
pedophiles friends: Wait thats illegal.
pedophile:Aw cmon you know she looks good.
pedophiles friend:Bro what is wrong with you?!

by pedohater101 April 23, 2019

pedophile priest

^FUCK YOU they are pedophiles!

When a 40 or 50 or 60 yr old man rapes a 14 yr old boy in church then that's some sick motherfuckin shit goin down there.

Predators should be locked up or put to death accordingly.

by disgusted February 29, 2004

pedophile breath

When your breath smells like the ass of a ten year old boy.

Man, Jessica sure has some pedophile breath going on today!

by Uglar November 5, 2005

pedophile

A person who likes children

Lukas is a pedophile as he was watching the young children

by H&SDampening May 24, 2019

Pedophile Fail

When you recieve a phone call/email and it is painfully obvious that the person who has contacted you is a pedophile.

"I got an email yesterday, it said, 'Age does not matter to me, I am sure we will come to love one another.'"

"Pedophile Fail!"

by Jooker January 18, 2009

pedophile

Minecraft YouTubers

Jonny: Hey I make Minecraft videos on YouTube.
Billy: Are you a pedophile?

by XxXPu$$yDe$troyerXxX January 12, 2018

Pedalphile

1. An adult who is sexually attracted to bicycle pedals.

2. A fixed-gear bike gang from Madison, WI.

1. Richard made love to his bicycle last night. He is such a pedalphile.

2. The Pedalphiles cruised down University Avenue, leaving a wake of debauchery, tomfoolery, and attractive screaming women.

by fischstix September 26, 2007