Tuck and Plug

Tuck and Plug is an act of self-gratification whereby a male attempts to insert his own penis into his own rectum.

The Tuck and Plug is most often performed while sitting naked on a toilet. It can also be performed while squatting naked over a hand mirror. In both instances, the male will pull aside his scrotom with one hand then push his penis with the other hand past the taint and back towards the sphincter. Once the tip of his penis touches the anal opening or backdoor, he then plugs his hole with the penis head. At this point, the Tuck and Plug is complete. However, taking into consideration one's penis length and/or girth, one can continue to insert as much penis as possible beyond the head. Generally, given the distance from the average sized male's penis base, around the taint to the anal sphincter, only the well endowed and well hung are capable of inserting more than the tip when performing a Tuck and Plug. Those with smaller endowment are usually incapable of performing a Tuck and Plug.

Frank couldn't want to get home from work to sit on the toilet and give himself a Tuck and Plug. Ever since he broke his wife's hand mirrior, he can only self-gratify on the toilet.

by Eaton Holgoode March 31, 2014

Plug and Chug

When you have create a mathematical fundamental equation and you have the needed given variables to solve for a final value

Now that we have R = (v^2/g)sin2θ, when R = 50 meters and θ = 30°, we can plug and chug to solve for v. Is everyone comfortable with that? We get what looks like v = 23.79 meters per second.

by Starchitect March 7, 2017

Busted Plugger

When you're walking around in flip flops (things) and you trip and bust the plug that holds your flip flop together

"Hurry up Sergio!" "Wait up guys my thongs got a busted plugger"

by Boonani September 22, 2016

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.

"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"

"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

by the gushe May 20, 2021

The Plug

Someone In Which Has The Access To All Things They Should And Sells Them For The low.

"How Did You Get Those So Soon"

"The Plug"

by ThickyMinaj June 8, 2016

plug and blame

When you take a shit and plug the toilet, then come out and state, "Somebody plugged the toilet."

John had to poop real bad while he was at work. He ran to the office restroom and let it go. It was such a relief to let it all out, it gave him a case of the hungry shits. It also packed the toilet. When John went to flush, it didn't go down. John was in a dilemma, so he snuck out of the toilet real quick and ran to find the janitor. "Hey, Ed," John said to the janitor, "somebody plugged the toilet."
Ed replied, "Are you trying to plug and blame again? You did that 3 times this week. You think I don't realize 'somebody always plugs the toilet' just when you happen to need it? Asshole. Do us a favor and shit at home."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Plugbxy

The definition of Plug. He’s a famous recording artist on SoundCloud. Henny N Patronnnnnnn.

Freddy: Did you hear that SoundCloud rapper plugbxy?
Mike: Duh he go crazy dummy!

by MusicHits April 3, 2019