i totally paused

I way of saying " I forgot"

Omg! I totally paused!

by Charlotte Bleicken February 2, 2017

Pause Artist

The art of pausing shows or movies in an appealing way to your fellow viewers (can also be performed as a solo act, but it is more fulfilling when shared with others.) The paused screen is typically an especially absurd face or gesture, but is not limited to other pleasing images such as excessive cleavage or crotch shots. Some people are natural pause artists, but if you practice you can often hone your skill.

(Beth pauses Wendy Williams mid 'how you doin' to get something to drink.)

Jordan: That's a hilarious face.

Beth: I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just a natural pause artist.

by The Real Beth January 12, 2012

men-o-pause

when a man needs to take a break from work, and has to tell a woman about it whilst being watched by his freinds / colleagues, whilst the woman in subject is going through menopause

man to woman "i need to take a men-o-pause"
woman " real funny wise guy"

by fathead431 November 3, 2009

Pandora Pause

Pandora.com stops the party every once in a while when you don't give it attention while listening.

Pandora wanted me to rate songs but I was too busy dancing so when the Pandora Pause came on I spilled my milkshake all over Sandy.

I was getting busy with Cindy and all of the sudden the Pandora Pause came out of nowhere and wrecked my mojo.

by QR134 July 8, 2009

Boobonic Plauge

When a woman of low morals goes and gets three or four breast implants in a row. Considered distasteful.

Looks like Pamela Anderson's got that Boobonic Plauge...
Yeah, and she's Canadian!

by Marty Potter September 6, 2005

pause moment

1.A brief moment of silence to ponder(think about) the sexual content of something that was said.

Note:'Pause!' is sometimes said after a possible sexual innuendo. It can be said by the person who issued the statement or by someone who heard it.
(The statement itself did not have to be meant in a sexual manner.)

2.When after reading something(i.e. a sign)a pause is need to think about the sexual content of what was read.

3. Can be used to replace no homo.

1."Gosh Shawn you always give me the best tasting juice." -pause moment
"So son dat nigga Tye I was feelin' him last night." -pause moment
"Why is it so hard to get you to come here." -pause moment

2.Sign says "Parking in Rear."
Sign says "Always a Happy Ending."

3."Your ass is mine." -pause moment

by Radon Killer February 20, 2009

pause face

the terrible, unscripted or apparently stoned face even the most studied of actors can be caught making when a movie or television show scene is paused at an inopportune moment.

Dude, check out this hilarious pause face I just caught Jane Lynch making in the Emmy's!

by Flybywire_E2C December 8, 2011