Ploughjury

When you wake up in the morning and you have sustained an injury from a vigorous plough (AKA Sex). Usually only occurs to box.

Common Forms of Ploughjury include;
- Men snapping their bango string
- Bruising to the pubic bone
- Strain to the hip flexors
- Pulling a hammie
- Stretched box
- Friction burn
- Carpet burn/ Pube Burn
- Blue Balls
- Cramp
- Pink eye

Brad won his grand final and ploughed Millie. The next morning she couldn't walk straight because she had sustained a "Ploughjury" to her public bone (thats where your pubes are if you had them, but she didnt).

by I am Millie69 September 20, 2010

plARGHals!

plural: a word in the form in which it potentially refers to something other than one person or thing; and other than two things if the language has a dual form.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

plARGHals!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about plurals.

"plARGHals!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 16, 2013

PloughShare

A sex act performed with at least 3 gentlemen

Last night I had some mates round for a ploughshare

by WickyLOL August 26, 2013

Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.

My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.

by Jackeylad November 15, 2018

Plauge

Will eat your bones

(Definitely not a plague)

Oh no, the plauge is coming.

by GoodTimesTacos June 14, 2021

praughty

your naughty to show of to the other sex

boy 1 ' WOW alex stop being so praughty'
boy 2 ' im sorry'

by zacisblack July 14, 2021

Paught

Past tense to pet

Instead of saying “I petted that cute dog” you can say something that makes more sense and flows much more nicely like “I paught that cute dog” …very much the same way as you saying “I caught that ball” not “I catched that ball”

by spjr19 December 24, 2023