plattered

balls

joe: dicksack
e: I think imma plattered

by ballsack puncher 334 May 18, 2022

Shit Platter Deluxe

Similar to a "Shit Platter" but made up of products soley purchased from Iceland.

Oi Paulie, Mum's just been to Iceland and bought me a shitload of frozen poultry products!

What's for dinner then?

Shit Platter Deluxe of course!!

by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009

neck platter

The sloppy top; oral sex; blowjob

“Aye bro so did you smash the jawn?”
“Naw, I got the neck platter tho.”

by 215tiki May 9, 2019

Pluto platter

When you mash your blue balls against a window

As my ex wife looks at me though the window I throw up my Pluto platter

by ßig daddy Pluto platter July 22, 2019

Chocolate Cupcake Platter

Prepare and present your Cupcake Platter. While your guest is about to taste your cupcake, quickly surprise them with a "chocolate frosting" from your bowels.

Alison was upset about the unexpected "chocolate cupcake" that Adam decided to frost at the last second - thus creating a Chocolate Cupcake Platter.

by siriray March 2, 2012

two finger cheese platter

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017

Attention Splatter Platter

A woman, on occasion versatile male, who takes it in all holes and hands or facials from multiple males for attention. Tragically trapping her in a fearful place.

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by pornstitute January 2, 2023